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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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29 Aug 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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17 Aug 2025
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The Prosecutor & The Potioneer: The Case of the Hidden Agent by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose in magical Britain, targeting members of a shadowy society seeking to abolish the Statue of Secrecy. As bodies pile up, Head Prosecutor Hermione Granger struggles to crack the case—until renowned potioneer and sometime gentleman detective Draco Malfoy steps in.
Reluctantly teaming up to solve the mystery, Malfoy and Granger fight mutual mistrust and a tension that’s no longer strictly about old prejudices. As they navigate increasingly risky exploits, their professional partnership may spark into something more, although each is terrified of what that could mean. However the risk to their hearts pales in comparison to the real threat: the ruthless killer who has them both in the crosshairs.**The first in a planned series of noirish detective stories with Malfoy and Granger as crime-solving partners**
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07 Jul 2025
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NEW AUTHOR NOTE (as at 01 June 2025) - there will be no explanation, there will just be MMAM!
Kidding, but Taylor reference is always called for. I shall explain - this fic will remain up online for the time being. My book (At the Mercy of Midnight), being published 09 August 2025, is so far removed from this fic in many ways (it is not a rewrite etc), that I feel comfortable leaving this fic as is to stand on its own feet until a time where I no longer wish for it to be available online. Xx love to all
I'm available for chats on TikTok: @awritersproject and Instagram: @infinitybooks
Synopsis:
When Hermione Granger is accidentally cut by an old Malfoy Family Heirloom, a matrimonial blade, an ancient magic seems to think she is betrothed to the last Malfoy heir, and begins to pull her into Draco’s bed every night, at midnight.
A non-epilogue compliant Dramione fan fiction.
Binding queries: all binding requests of this fic have my blanket consent as long as they are for personal use only, with no intent to profit off the bind whatsoever.
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