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Zoro couldn’t tell you what he had expected to see when they got to Zou, but he could tell you that it wasn’t Sanji pacing back and forth across a clearing as he tugged at his disheveled hair with one hand and grasped a large gun with the other.
Hearing the group’s approaching footsteps he faltered, head shooting up to make direct eye contact with Zoro before striding right toward their group. He had only taken a few steps towards them when a greasy looking guy with a lolling tongue that Zoro hadn’t previously noticed spoke up. “Vinsmoke-”
Sanji paused, still facing Zoro, jaw clenching as he clicked the safety off on the gun. “If you don’t stop calling me that name I might just shoot you before I shoot myself. Like I said, I’ll accept the invitation. I just want to break the news myself.” When the other man said nothing else, Sanji began walking towards them again, pausing a few feet in front of where they had stopped.
“Cook, what the hell is going on?”.
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AU where the whole crew meets at Zou, and Zoro and Sanji must come up with a way to get Sanji's arranged marriage to Pudding called off without anyone dying in the process. Que an elaborate fake royalty scheme, aided by some unlikely allies. -
C'mon Baby, Cry by caprisunontherocks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Aug 2023
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Sometimes the universe chooses a hell of a way to build a family.
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If you had asked Hizashi a month ago how he would spend the next few weeks, he'd have told you his time would be taken up by teaching, patrols, and his radio show; relaxing at home with Shouta whenever he had the chance. He would not have guessed that he would unexpectedly take emergency custody of one of his homeroom students, comfort said student after being attacked by his own mother, get involved in a court case, reveal his engagement to a fellow pro hero and teacher, and possibly end up with a son. -
The Point of No Return by caprisunontherocks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Dec 2022
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Hizashi's whole world is the theater, but when he is abruptly thrust into the spotlight, his life rapidly begins to change in ways he never imagined. The theater is cursed, haunted by someone known only as the phantom. A chance encounter with the spirit causes sparks to fly, the two men inexplicably drawn to one another. Hizashi may not know why strange accidents continue to happen, but perhaps it has something to do with the mesmerizing man living beneath the theater.
From his hideout beneath the theater, Shouta is making plans. Something sinister is happening behind lowered curtains in the theater and he's determined to bring it to light. It doesn't help that the vigilante has grown fond of the place and its inhabitants, especially their newest star, and would do anything to protect them.
*A slight Phantom of the Opera AU*
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House of the Rising Sun by caprisunontherocks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Dec 2022
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Stepping out of the cramped train and heading across the station towards the weak rays of sunlight, Hitoshi couldn’t help the quiet snort he released. Fat lot of good all his progress in high school had done. He checked both directions before crossing the street, ignoring the angry car horn that honked at him despite pedestrians having the right of way. Being an adult, especially an underground pro-hero who lived alone, was harder than he had ever imagined. Sure, Aizawa had warned him about plenty of difficulties he would face, but none had to do with his personal life. Every time he tried to build himself up again life would kick his stability out from underneath him and he’d crumble once more. He didn’t want to bother anyone, though, so he continued to keep up his put-together, care-free attitude, even if the people closest to him were starting to see the threads popping loose at his seams.
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restitched by caprisunontherocks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Aug 2022
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Invisible, unbreakable threads do not connect our hearts to keep us together. Families are not always nuclear in a traditional sense, but rather an explosive one. Sometimes, however, hearts can be mended, restitched.
Shinsou Hitoshi is unknowingly the catalyst for a long-overdue reunion between people whose paths he never knew crossed. 16 years prior, when Aizawa Shouta is 15 years old, his half brother becomes estranged.
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The poison would have instantly killed a lesser man. Sanji finds a way to feel guilty about it, and Zoro is just as tenacious as ever.
Zoro is on death's door and somehow, for some god-forsaken reason, manages to make his way into the kitchen. Sanji can't fathom why.
(T for swearing, occasional medical descriptions)
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Sanji watches as Zoro--competent, dangerous, Haki-wielding Zoro--inexplicably gets struck in the cranium hard enough to scatter any memory of a certain curly-eyebrowed cook from his mind. Unfortunately for Sanji, the idiot swordsman continues to retain his stubborn nature, and refuses to ask Sanji what they were like before he lost all memory of the cook. Sanji, of course, will retaliate with the exact same attitude: pretending that nothing has changed in the way that Zoro suddenly begins to linger around him. And speaks to him. And touches him.
Or; Sanji leaves Zoro to fill in the gaps between them, and Zoro gladly does so.
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05 Oct 2025
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In the fairy tales Sanji’s mother read to him when he was small, the world is orderly, easily described in a series of simple if-thens. For example: if there is a mysterious, abandoned castle under a curse, then there will also be a sleeping princess inside it. If the princess has been cruelly trapped, then knights from across the land will embark on a quest to free her. If the princess is beautiful and sad, then a handsome prince will find her and kiss her awake, and they will fall in love and live happily ever after.
In the quiet countryside town of Kuraigana, there is a mysterious, abandoned castle. There is a casket, and a curse. And there is something sleeping inside the casket, waiting to be awoken. Instead of a beautiful princess, though, a demon slumbers in Kuraigana Castle. And, instead of a handsome prince to break his spell, the poor sap is stuck with Sanji.
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29 Sep 2025
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He heard the Marine as he dug into another pocket, shifting forward to hold a lighter near the bars, not yet lit.
“The Straw Hats,” He pressed, bartering with the run of the flint, “where are they?”
Sanji slid his heel along the cell floor and caught it alight; not unlike the draw of a match. He dipped his chin and met the flames halfway along his shin, a satisfied sigh falling out at the first draw of smoke.
The Marine froze awkwardly, his hand lowering slowly and his cheeks flushing with anger.
“I’ll never tell you shit,” Sanji smirked, running a hand leisurely through his tangled locks, “But thanks for the cigarette.”
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Sanji is captured by Marines and held in prison. His top concerns are getting his kind-of-sister-in-law to safety and making sure his captors call him the correct name.- Language:
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After an unfortunate incident with a foul mouthed blonde artist, a stack of paint cans, and a painting assignment, Roronoa Zoro finds himself as a reluctant model for said artist. Which would be completely fine if said artist wasn’t the most infuriating person Zoro has ever met.
In which Sanji is an artist, Zoro falls in love, and the rest of the Straw Hats are just there for the ride.
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