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A half hour later, Steve leaned against the side of the bus, sweaty and panting while Robin offered him her water-bottle. She reeked of cheap alcohol and the sharp smell of burning, glittering shards of glass caught in her fringe. Gore dripped from the nails in his bat, and one of the dogs had gotten a good swipe at his shin, but he remained mostly un-grievously-injured. He still hurt everywhere though, body complaining about all the diving over and around and behind random bits of junk and machinery.
"Metal gay sex is probably gayer than punk rock gay sex." He decided, and Robin hummed thoughtfully.
OR: stobin month, day 18 - Apocalypse
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the overwhelming feeling of being watched in the dark by capt_snoozles
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2023
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Steve was frozen in the doorway of his bedroom, watching Eddie take his rings off. He did this thing where he'd poke his top lip with the tip of his tongue, concentrating hard on twisting each bit of jewellery off before reaching forward to drop it onto Steve's fancy writing desk. They clattered against the wood, ringing sharply when they skimmed each other, and Steve was trying very hard to focus on all of that and not the sight of Eddie’s ankles exposed to the underside of his bed.
or: there was something under Steve Harringtons bed.
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Maxine Mayfield leaned over him, the sun a fiery halo that glowed like embers through her hair. She had one braid between her fingers, poised above his nose like a paintbrush, and when she saw that he was awake she arched her eyebrow in a painfully familiar expression of unimpressed.
“Hey, Harrington. I’ve got someone who’s been waiting for you.”
Steve watched him fumble with his book, startled, and then (as if realising who was standing there gawking at him) Eddie lit up like a goddamn streetlamp after sunset.
OR: a reunion
[steddie week, day 2: bittersweet / fluff & angst / fade to black, metallica]
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in the morning when i wake (and when the day is almost through) by capt_snoozles
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 May 2023
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“Hold the line! Love isn’t always on time!” They were probably going to get a noise complaint from one of their neighbours at the volume he was yelling the words, but Steve would care about that later.
For now Eddie was lit up by happiness and the morning sun, hair frizzy from flicking his head about and his smile made lopsided by the scars twisting across his stubbled jaw. Handsome.
“Hold the line!” He repeated, opening his eyes just to look over to where Steve had abandoned the dishes for now, grinning bright and fond. “ Love isn’t always on time.”
OR: a day in the life, but they spend their day cleaning
[steddie week, day 5: together / established relationship / hold the line, toto]
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where the trees are filled with memories (of feelings never told) by capt_snoozles
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 May 2023
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“I don’t get the hype.”
Steve sniffs primly and flips the page. “That’s because you’ve never been kissed.”
Eddie shoves him, something in his chest lighting up at the way Steve huffs and whacks him back with the comic. “You’ve never kissed anyone either.”
Steve pauses to take that in, and then he’s giving Eddie a look Eddie’s never seen before. Eddie wrinkles his nose. “What?”
“What if we gave it a shot?”
“Gave what a shot?”
“Kissing.”
OR: Eddie Munson is 14 and the woods are full of stories.
[steddie week, day 3: discover / first kiss / kiss on my list, hall and oates]
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that's my fuckin' lifeline, that's my ride-or-die by capt_snoozles
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Dec 2023
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my fic submissions for Stobin Month 2023
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do not enter (it's written on the doorway) - steddie week '23 by capt_snoozles
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 May 2023
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my fic collection for steddie week, 2023.
7 days of prompts that, knowing me, will be written and posted out of order and long after the week is done <3
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He’d split a rock on his head as a child. He’d ripped a nadder’s head from its shoulders as a baby. He’d been made chief when his father died to dragons, and as chief he’d watched his Valka miscarry for years only to be snatched away by dragons from their only surviving child; and, nearing what should have been the end of his time as chief, his heir and son had gone missing, probably because of dragons too. And he’d survived that. The people of Berk were tough, worn and weathered and rooted down into the earth like the mountain against whose base they had settled.
But Stoick wasn’t so certain anymore that they could survive much longer. Hiccup was gone, but the village still skirted disaster; Astrid was his heir, but the Berk she was inheriting was char and charcoal.
After Hiccup went missing Stoick's certainty in victory against dragons disappeared too. A mysterious Dragon Master offers hope, but hope is a man with a Night Fury for a shadow and a power that brought the tyrant who last bore that title to his knees.
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- Part 1 of Forced to Dream
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14 Jul 2025
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A cat stuck in a tree leads college student Jaskier to three mysterious brothers whose lives are on the cusp of change.
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25 Jun 2025
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you're only brave in the moonlight (stay til sunrise) by SummerFrost for dis4daria
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Jun 2020
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Falling in love with his roommate is, objectively, a bad idea—but most of the major decisions of Jaskier's life have been bad ideas, and they've gotten him this far.
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25 Jun 2025
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Spun Out by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
15 Mar 2021
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Jaskier has been a professional figure skater for years, and he knows when to get to the rink early to get the good, unblemished ice. As he trains for his upcoming competition, he begrudgingly has to cross paths with the local college's hockey team.
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Modern!AU with Figure Skater Jaskier and Hockey Player Geralt
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23 Jun 2025
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That Old Familiar Song by Andromeda_Awaiting
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Jaskier wanted nothing more than to drown his sorrows in ale as he contemplated just how to give Geralt his one blessing.
Needless to say, Destiny had other plans.
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20 Jun 2025