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The Boy Who Lived To Be Wooed by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2025
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In the end, Dumbledore was right about the power of love. Love wins. For some reason, no one thinks this is what he meant.
Or, the one where after years of drifting the diary horcrux finds the main soul piece and they merge.
It has… interesting consequences. Like Voldemort gaining his soul mark and regrowing a nose.
Oh, and learning that his soulmate is Harry Potter.
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so darling run (run from it all) by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2025
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The prophet and public had spent the entire summer running a smear campaign against Dumbledore and Harry.
You Know Who was dead, and no child nor senile old man would tell them differently.
Harry Potter was delusional.Harry Potter was also missing. -
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Harry: walks to his death so Voldy can get his shit popped like Bellatrix
Death: swinging a leg bashfully with toe pointed so their massive pitch-black cloak swishes, fidgeting with their scythe, “you want me?” -
but in all chaos there is calculation by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2024
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“How could Bella choose her?” Edward asks, and the others can hear then unsaid over me, “She hardly knows her. She just showed up like some demon crawled up from hell”
Henrietta, who had in fact fallen from the sky when landing in this universe, tried not to laugh as she eavesdropped on the vampires.
talk about delusional and hypocriticalOr, Bella wasn’t the only girl Sam found in that forest.
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Honeymoons and Invasions by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Oct 2024
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My name is Ginerva Dagworth-Granger née Weasley and I just got married to my brothers best friend of twelve years. That, however, is not the story of today. No, this is the story of how the bonding almost didn’t occur because of an attack from the unspeakables and aurors. This is the story of how most of the wedding party is now on the run from the government in our hand painted silk robes.
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- Part 5 of potentials
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potentials by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Oct 2024
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the veil of death and other inspiring things by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Twilight Series - All Media Types
14 May 2024
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Unrelated stories about Harry(and select others) ending up in other worlds (usually the MCU around avengers time or a little beforehand) via the Veil of Death or other means. it's self-indulgent xx -M
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The Protocols by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Nov 2022
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Spy/Agent AU where Harry and Hermione work for a magical secret agency (like elite unspeakable hit wizards) and infiltrate SHIELD and other companies.
Stories are not connected.- Words:
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social media au’s by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Twilight Series - All Media Types
11 Nov 2023
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Liminal Space by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
09 Jul 2019
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Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension.
Or
When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him.
podfic available: https://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/works/43438116
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- Part 1 of Liminal Spaces
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- English
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- 77,156
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- 17/17
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19 Sep 2025
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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Bookmarked by chaoscookiescrimes
10 Sep 2025
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What are brothers for?
(Or: some minor dimensional travel, pseudo-kidnapping, and a whole lot of meddling.)
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27 Jun 2025
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Where's My Goddamn Dinosaur? by njw
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
27 Apr 2018
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Tim closes his eyes, calculating. Based on the energy involved for a one week reset, he’s looking at a minimum displacement of about five years for the copy. His eyes sting as he fully grasps that if this works, one Tim will get to reunite with his friends and family, hold them and speak to them again, and work together to unleash all the contingencies and strategies he’s come up with to kick those invading alien assholes the fuck out, and the other Tim, the copy… won’t. He’ll wake up somewhen, isolated and traumatized, without friends, family, or any allies at all.
Well, shit. Whatever, at least Other Tim will know it worked. And he’s never minded the idea of sacrificing himself to save others. He confirms the calibration of the device, and pushes the big red button. Of fucking course there’s a big red button, supervillains are so predictable.
His last thought as the lights explode in his head and he tastes color is I hope computers are a thing whenever Other Tim lands. I’d hate to be put on trial for witchcraft. Fuck it, if I overshoot I’m gonna ride a goddamn dinosaur. Hell. Yes.
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- Part 1 of Where's My Goddamn Dinosaur
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Bookmarked by chaoscookiescrimes
23 Jun 2025
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Her godfather is dead. So is Tom Riddle, which appears to be the only thing anyone else cares about. Oh, and getting ahold of her, her money, and her titles. Fuck that noise. Ianthe learned how to Maraud from the best, and she doesn't intend to take this lying down.
She intends to change a single moment in time - and change the life of her godfather, herself, and the whole of Magical Britain. That the price for that change is all that she is, including her life? There's always a price.
Merlin showing up and telling her that the price of her actions isn't her death? Not part of her calculations. Changing the past is surprisingly easy. Living it might just be harder. Especially when the lives she changed to save the future collide with the one she now lives, thirty years in the past.
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- English
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- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by chaoscookiescrimes
05 Jun 2025