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peter parker’s many, many issues by miniature_pineapples
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
29 Jun 2025
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Peter sees it from across the block — a large billboard featuring an advertisement for the Fantastic Four’s new brand of sunscreen (courtesy of Reed), accompanied by the words TAN, DON’T BURN and the faintest suggestion of Johnny’s lean silhouette. Then he swings closer and the picture gets clearer: Johnny’s wearing nothing but a pair of blue swim trunks (bad); a flicker of flames is accentuating the hard lines of his abs (bad, bad); and to top it all off, there’s a dog — is that Princess? — tugging his swim trunks down and exposing the tan line right above the curve of his ass (bad, bad, bad).
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Peter says, right before his spider-sense tingles and he swings face-first into a brick wall.
The perils of having a pinup-worthy best friend.
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