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if i always do what i'm told by charlottesweetly
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
07 Sep 2025
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Charlotte's finally made it out of the grip of her rather... conservative upbringing, and finds herself at Hatchetfield U, feeling awfully out of place and attempting to play catch-up once her faith starts unravelling. So of course, her first order of business is losing her virginity as soon as possible, preferably in a manner comparable to the great romance novels she loves so much.
...Unfortunately, this is real life, and the man she settles on is Ted Spankoffski.
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Charlotte Sommer's life is going just fine, thank you for asking. It's been two years since she moved to Hatchetfield with her fiancé, Sam, she has a great job at a local café with a wonderful boss. So, obviously, she's as happy as can be. Even if Sam is acting a little distant lately, it's surely just a rough patch. It's fine, really. Completely fine.
Ted is also doing just fine, thank you for not asking, with a nice, cushy yet boring office job that definitely isn't suspiciously overpaid at all. And he certainly isn't lonely or anything, he talks to his coworkers occasionally (read: annoys them), and has one entire friend slash roommate slash unconsensual sibling who only OCCASIONALLY emotionally guts him for sport. And that's enough for him.
Things are fine.
Until Ted accidentally stumbles into Charlotte's café one day, and their lives start to get a little, tiny bit, horribly, irreversibly tangled.
(Or: What started as a simple CharTed coffee-shop AU REALLY got away from me.)
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- Part 1 of Lavender & Thyme
- Part 4 of Norffer (Nora/Schaeffer)
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“…Okay," he said decisively at last. "Okay, let’s do this.”
Yes, Charlotte thought, let’s. Let's screw up another perfectly good professional relationship.
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Schaffer wakes up to find her wife a little frustrated.
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- Part 3 of Norffer (Nora/Schaeffer)
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The occasional apocalypse tended to disrupt things a little, but Schaeffer always found a new schedule to stick to. And sometimes a new schedule stuck to her.
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- Part 2 of Norffer (Nora/Schaeffer)
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Bittersweet (Ted/Charlotte) porn by charlottesweetly
Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
15 Sep 2024
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hot new christmas gift on the market: doing the bare fucking minimum by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
14 Feb 2024
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Ted’s little brother was born halfway through his senior year of high school. They’d lived under the same roof for about four months, and then Ted had moved out for college and never came back (at least for longer than a semester break).
And, well, he had sort of just assumed everything stayed the same after he moved out. That their parents had kept up all of Ted’s childhood traditions; done it all over again with his shiny new replacement.
He’s starting to realize, probably fifteen years too late, that isn’t the case, and it’s not a… comforting thought.
The idea that Ted had gotten their parents at their best.(Alternatively titled: Ted realizes Pete has youngest-sibling-trauma and does almost nothing about it… Merry A-Full-Two-Months-After-Christmas!)
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- Part 7 of Hatchet Town
- Part 2 of Goat Bros
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12 Mar 2024
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"modern au where they both match on tinder and then,, without coordinating, both meet ip for their first date in these outfits" - emmelie, august 3rd, 2020, upon seeing pictures of jemilla and zazzalil wearing full denim (sent by emmi)
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07 Mar 2024
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Time Capsules and Toy Boxes by TrustingMuses
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
30 Jan 2024
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Steph and Pete have been dating for a while, and faced a quite literal Hell together, to boot. But now they're truly dating, it's become all too clear that they don't really know each other just yet. A simple attempt at small talk gives Steph more than she bargained for as she realises quite literally everything in this town is a paranormal conspiracy.
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27 Feb 2024
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Strange and terrible things have always happened in Hatchetfield. But some are more gruesome than others, not easily brushed off the way that most of the town’s oddities are. Especially hard to ignore was the work of a serial killer in the town. People would be kidnapped and forced to play games, with the person running the show leaving videotapes of instructions spoken by a goat toy that calls itself Tinky. Not playing the game, not following the rules, or not managing to get out will end up getting you killed— and even surviving is bound to come at a horrible cost. But after Minna Bauer, the first person to ever survive a trap, managed to just barely get out, the kidnappings stopped.
At least, they did until now.
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aka a Saw inspired Hatchetfield fic
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17 Feb 2024
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Brooke flicked the lighter on. For a moment that tiny flame was the brightest light, pulling them in. Its warm glow painted Brooke’s face golden. It shimmered, reflecting in her eyes. She grinned wide, all teeth. “Let’s get this barbeque started.”
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Sometimes to cope with the death of your twin brother you just have to set a fire in the bathroom with your best friend and boyfriend. It's cheaper than therapy