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Wholesome Holistic Omega Ranch Enterprises by cheerios_and_wine for Sway
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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"And have you put any thought into the lactation programme? I see here you checkmarked, 'Undecided.' If you're still unsure, then we'll reject that for now–"
"I'm curious." Crowley blurts out. "What, um, does it involve?"
With his best friend's encouragement, Crowley finds himself applying for a three month stay at an all inclusive spa and beauty treatment centre for omegas. Maybe with their help, he'll finally find the confidence, and the milky tits, that he's been missing to attract an alpha to call his own.
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Hot Singles In Your Area by cheerios_and_wine for NaroMoreau
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Jul 2025
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A minute passes by, then two. Husk's foot taps the floor. Maybe that's the end of their exchange. A brief passing nod of acknowledgement on a crowded street, cordial strangers, missed connection.
Then there's a new notification bubble. This one isn't a reply on the post. It's a private message from angelsuccubus and Husk's eyes must be bulging in shock.
Scrolling through a kinky forum as he's finally exploring his sexuality at 38, Husk stumbles across the profile of a 19 year old trans man. Angelsuccubus takes him by storm.
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"I'm sure you've gathered by now that Crowley is going into heat. We need to find him an alpha."
Aziraphale despises how his heart leaps into his throat, but he swallows it down, and does his best to stay as entirely neutral as possible, to keep his scent from flaring golden with the mortifying hope of being allowed to take care of Crowley's needs. Surely Anathema can't be asking him to do it.
Back on Earth at last after being trapped alone on Mars, Crowley is sick and needs round-the-clock care. It's a terrible time for his heat strike. Aziraphale aches to assist him.
This is an omegaverse AU of Cassieoh's The Martian AU, Something Wanting! I got inspired to write a smutty little take on how omegaverse dynamics would impact these boys!
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"Hey, you're doing a lot for me tonight. And I, um. I could do something for you…"
Down-on-his-luck Crowley finds refuge in Aziraphale's spare room, who he's been serving coffee for months. When he can't afford a proper Soho rent, he offers to serve himself in exchange for lodging. Aziraphale takes him up on it. On his own terms. Crowley doesn't know if he's foolish or brilliant for accepting, but it might be the most exciting turn of his life.
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Sir Aziraphale Easton, baronet, has just taken Miss Anathema Device in a marriage to solve the pressures of their society, family, and economics. It is not a love match, but few truly are, and these newlyweds are fortunate to share a bond of friendship. Upon taking Anathema back to his childhood estate, full of shadows of the past, Aziraphale is surprised at what else remains there. Anthony Crowley, the former steward's son, is now steward himself. Aziraphale longs to rekindle their companionship from boyhood. But neither of them are boys any longer, with adult obligations of class and rank they are held to. Yet why is Aziraphale's stomach fluttering at the sight of his steward bending to kiss his wife's hand? And what will Anathema think of the whirlwind of emotions shifting the baronet's whole world?
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Beware; for I'm fearless by cheerios_and_wine, doorwaytoparadise, entanglednow, Golswia, IndianaScones, NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2024
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A place to collect my monsters/creatures and their stories.
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This year I'm mixing and matching prompt lists! Good Omens Monster Kinktober by ladydragona, Ineffable Kinktober by Quefish, Kinktober 2023, and Kinktober 23 Dead Dove Chapter
As usual I'm still only writing/posting prompt fills as time allows, so I won't do a full month.
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A human AU with trans male Crowley, exploring his kink adventures and exploration with Aziraphale through the years.
In chronological order so far:
pink like the inside of your - 20 years old or so, Crowley's pre-T
melt you down into the stars - late 20s, Crowley has medically transitioned and explores feminisation kink
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you could be the beauty and i could be the monster by cheerios_and_wine
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
11 Oct 2023
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A monster fantasy AU wherein Aziraphale is a minotaur and Crowley is his pet nymph. Here be dubious consent, but fun times all around.
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After a divorce and recovering from years of alcoholism, Husk's finally rerouting his life. Then, he bumps into Angel, a whirlwind of fun and sex and things Husk had forgotten could be good. It's perfect. He's perfect. If only Husk could ignore the years between them, and the fact that he used to pick Angel up from school along with his own daughter.
Bookmarked by cheerios_and_wine
01 Aug 2025
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The Gentleman Beast of Goat Willow Lane by Augenblickgotter, beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Vampire: The Masquerade, Ars Magica (Roleplaying Game)
09 Jun 2025
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Night-time pizza delivery driver, Crowley reckons, is a pretty strategic job choice for a vampire. He may have given rise to the entire pizza delivery boy porn trope, but what of it? It’s a great way to
eatmeet people, and if you give someone a good enough seeing-to, they won’t notice they just paid for their dinner by becoming yours. So when he first gets a delivery for the mysterious regular at 37F Goat Willow Lane, he figures the man should be an easy mark. He certainly doesn’t expect him to be an eight-foot-tall mythical creature with a magic boner that never goes soft and a thirst (no, not like that – yes, like that) to give Crowley a run for his money.It’s the story of when neighbourhood slut!Crowley meets obligate horndog!Aziraphale and they end up doing exactly what you expect. Just with the caveat that the former is a vampire and the latter isn’t a dog, exactly.
Words by beardo; art by Augenblickgotter/InKibus
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Bookmarked by cheerios_and_wine
11 Jun 2025
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cornered by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Mar 2025
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A snake, an apple tree, a garden. Its okay to fall back on tried and true tropes when planning your BDSM scene
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28 Mar 2025
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Crowley finds Aziraphale in the sitting room, not in his usual chair but on the couch. He is reclined, leaning back against the armrest, one leg bent at the knee, the other stretched out. No shoes, no jacket, sleeves rolled up, book propped open on his stomach. He smiles at Crowley. He looks damn near edible.
He looks like bait.
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18 Jan 2025
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Laundry Day by arabellas_court (arabellawrites)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale really wants to get that demon pregnant.
Bookmarked by cheerios_and_wine
13 Aug 2024