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    Jon has a very awkward conversation with Sasha that leads to a very good evening with his boyfriend Martin.

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    06 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Jonathan Sims is trying very hard to be the supportive boyfriend Martin deserves.

    He just didn't realise that would mean standing on a freezing cold field on a Saturday morning watching Martin play his first rugby match.

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    06 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Martin is... tired. Exhausted, actually, not that he's ever going to admit it, but after four days of refusing to sleep, Jon is having exactly none of it.

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    05 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Sasha is looking at her phone again. “Apparently you also called Elias an excrescence from the rhinoceros shit corner of hell,” she says.

    Jon flushes. “Yes, well,” he says defensively. “It’s his own fault. If he wasn’t such a bastard I wouldn’t have had to call him those things, would I?”

    *

    Elias, in a fit of pique at seeing Jon and Martin getting along so well when Peter’s just started divorce proceedings with him again, tries to fire Martin. Jon is not impressed.

    (reading the other fics in this series isn’t necessary, though of course very welcome!)

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    03 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    More vines coiled under Stolas’ knees, lifting his legs until he hung fully open, hips tilted forward, thighs trembling in the air.

    He looked like an offering.

    He sounded like a whore.

    He probably couldn’t help it with the way a particularly long, thick vine was slithering between his slick folds, ridged with pulsing veins and studded with slick nodules that caught on every nerve, dragging syrup-thick nectar over him until it pooled in globs and hung in obscene, clinging ropes. It dripped slowly — sweet as floral rot, heavy as oil — down his trembling thighs.

    “Gods,” Stolas sobbed. His hips jerked. “I— I can’t—”

    “You can,” Blitzø growled, standing now, unbuckling his pants. “Because I’m gonna fuck you so hard this fucking plant knows who you belong to.”

    —-

    Stolas gets tangled up in the vines—literally—of one of Hell’s deadliest, most debauched species of flora and Blitzø has to act fast or lose him to a plant with a taste for sweet screams and ruin.

    There’s only one rule: if the plant makes Stolas come, it keeps him. So Blitzø has to do it first.

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    03 Oct 2025