doingthewritethings
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (19)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (16)
- Video Blogging RPF (12)
- Batman - All Media Types (8)
- 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs (7)
Recent works
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could be bad (wanna find out?) by doingthewritethings for hkandi
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
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This should be a dream. This is what Tim thinks about, in the back of his mind, during stakeouts that drag on too long. Something saccharine and domestic. Carding his hands through Jason’s hair, teasing him about the way his roots are growing in. Kissing Jason slow and soft, giggling as the cat they adopted starts kneading Tim's leg.
Yeah, that's right - he's down so abysmally, terribly bad for a straight guy that he's already decided what they would name the hypothetical cat they hypothetically adopt in their hypothetical house.
It should be a dream. Jason, in his townhouse, cooking him dinner. Instead, his eyes dart to the window as he calculates how fast he’d have to move to get away cleanly.
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-written for the prompts 'fun stories, action/adventure, fluff, mixed messages, confusion, humor, and general happy endings'
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- Part 7 of extreme timed !
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mistaken identity by doingthewritethings for lisholoz
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
01 Jul 2025
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If ever there were someone to die doing what he loved, it would have been this guy, last night, impaled on Slade’s cock.
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-a brief snippet based off this comic !
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- Part 2 of ambivalent and bad
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while you're looking at me by doingthewritethings for brucewaynesgirlfriend (lumineve)
Fandoms: Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
20 Jun 2025
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“I have a proposition for you,” Jason says, six drinks in and filled with an insatiable need to get railed by someone who could probably kill him.
“You’re drunk,” Deathstroke says, unimpressed. He eyes him in a way that tells Jason he’s not being nearly as subtle about what he wants as he thinks he is.
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-i have never once been peer pressured into drugs. i HAVE been peer pressured into Horny On Main
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- Part 1 of ambivalent and bad
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damian al ghul wayne and the one-day blinding stew by brucewaynesgirlfriend (lumineve), doingthewritethings
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
24 May 2025
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It’s like time freezes. Tim - stops for a second. Thinks about it. Really pauses and considers whether or not he’s going to torment this young child who was raised in a cult. He should be the bigger person.
Then he thinks about himself, age fifteen, and his former idol and role model Dick Grayson telling him that the decorative raw fettuccine in the high-class restaurant Bruce had taken them to was meant to be eaten, really, here, take some -
“Oh, you’ve never heard of the one-day blinding stew?” Tim says. He only has one younger brother, after all. He has to cash in where he can. “Must be an American thing.”
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-the silliest fucking fic of all time, courtesy of two best friends, their favorite meme, a mutual DC hyperfixation, and a 16 hour road trip.
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- Part 3 of Right Down the Line
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collision course by doingthewritethings
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Batman - All Media Types, Crossover Fandom
26 Sep 2024
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A lot of things surprise Tim, when Jason drags one of his friends into the Cave and promptly drops him on the floor like a sack of potatoes.
For one, he didn’t think Jason had friends.
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-i CANNOT stop thinking abt the world’s stupidest prompt i saw on the extreme timed tag set. oh my god. come play in this space with me
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- Part 6 of extreme timed !
Recent series
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extreme timed ! by doingthewritethings
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Crossover Fandom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Aug 2025
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i have seven days until the collection closes and i plan to go completely insane within them.
- Words:
- 24,445
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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ambivalent and bad by doingthewritethings
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
01 Jul 2025
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a series of sladejay fics set roughly in the silliest continuity possible that i laid out in this post.
- Words:
- 7,388
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 16
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Right Down the Line by brucewaynesgirlfriend (lumineve), doingthewritethings
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics)
24 May 2025
- Words:
- 10,606
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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autobiography by doingthewritethings
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Apr 2024
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unfortunately, the majority of my personal journey with trauma recovery was recorded through dream smp fanfiction, and we all just have to live with that.
- Words:
- 42,425
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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a list of things by doingthewritethings
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 May 2024
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here is a list of things.
Emotions you don’t understand upon viewing a sunset.
Lost pets, found. Lost pets, unfound. A secret lost pet city on the moon.
Trees that see. Restaurants that hear. A void that thinks.
A face half seen just before falling asleep. Trembling hands reaching for desperately needed items.
Sandwiches.
Silence when there should be noise. Noise when there should be silence. Nothing when you want something. Something when you thought there was nothing.
Clear plastic binder sheets. Scented dryer sheets. Rain coming down in sheets.
Night. Rest. Sleep. End.
or, the one where philza minecraft, a burnt-out architect looking for a fresh start, moves into a haunted house and ends up with a family — and the man who’s hunting them.
- Words:
- 132,586
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 66
Recent bookmarks
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Can You Feel My Heart Again? (I'll Take You Back Where You Belong) by WakingNightmares
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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It's an accident, honestly. Dick doesn't even really think about it. It just… sort of happens.
He's out on a stake-out with Jason, crouched down on the edge of a rooftop. For once, it's not raining, so it's not an absolutely miserable experience, even if it's still tedious and boring.
And it's stupid, really. It doesn't even have to do with the gang they're supposed to be watching. Dick just… sees a dog across the street.
Series
- Part 9 of WakingNightmares Whumptober 2025
Bookmarked by doingthewritethings
10 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
DICK GRAYSON BROTHERISMS!!!!! knowing what apartment he goes to when he’s upset, and that he goes there to pretend he’s a normal college student, and when he gets there jason is running his hand over the place dick patted him earlier… oh im ILL.
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Day 365 by Okay_lets_try_not_to_drown
Fandoms: DCU, Green Arrow (Comics), Titans: Year One (DC Comics)
15 Sep 2025
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Ollie comes back with the sensation of bursting above the water, sound that was pleasantly dim before hitting him in full force. There’s Wonder Woman hugging that kid of hers, next to him, more similar pairs around. There’s the chatter of I missed you’s and good job’s through the cave they’re in.
His eyes land on Roy, standing warily apart from the crowd, and his blood goes cold.
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The Antithesis mind controlled the Justice League, forcing them to do things they never would ordinarily.
It went a little further with Oliver.
Bookmarked by doingthewritethings
07 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
OHHHHH IM CHEWING ON THIS SOOO HARD. ROY SMILES AND THERES NO TEETH. HE LEAVES TO SORT THINGS OUT BUT STILL TELLS ROY WHEN TO PICK HIM UP. ROY DRESSES UP THE TRAINING DUMMY TO LOOK LIKE OLIVER SO HE CAN TALK TO IT AND OLIVER IS THE ONE THAT SHOOTS IT TO KILL. HE INSTALLS A LOCK AND GIVES ROY THE KEY. NEITHER OF THEM LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE EYES. IT DOESN’T EVEN OCCUR TO OLIVER THAT HE’S BEEN RAPED AS WELL. THEY DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE. THEY DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT. AUGHHHHHHHH. BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL FIC
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Why Did It Have to Be You? by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
07 Oct 2025
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And now here Dick is, bringing another child to Wayne Manor as if that place is anything but a glamorized bear trap. If Tim knew the full story, he’d realize why he shouldn’t give a damn about saving Batman because Batman can’t be saved. He doesn’t deserve to be saved. Every instinct in Dick’s body screams at him to turn back and dump Tim on the side of the road. Mostly due to the fact that Tim just keeps yapping.
“There’s a McDonald’s on the highway,” Tim suggests. “I think the McRib is back. Have you tried the McRib?”
Dick pries his gaze off of the road ahead to shoot Tim a glare. “This isn’t a road trip. We’re not stopping for lunch.”
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Bookmarked by doingthewritethings
07 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
OHHHH A DEEPLY UNDERUTILIZED DYNAMIC IN FIC!!!! TIMOTHY DRAKE IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SOOOOO ANNOYING
“He needs someone,” Tim insists. He’s too much like Dick when he was Tim’s age—naive, optimistic, stupid. It’s all the same thing. And it isn’t even Tim’s fault, just like it wasn’t Dick’s or Jason’s. Kids are just like that. They believe in fairytales.
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Count To Seventeen And Close Your Eyes (I'll Keep You Safe Inside) by WakingNightmares
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
07 Oct 2025
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Jason becomes aware with nothing but the memory of something bright, and a hell of a lot of pain.
It's not unusual; explosions, as much as he hates them, are kind of par for the course for most of Gotham's goons. Blowing things up seems to be their go-to to solve any problem, which probably explains why Gotham's insurance companies charge such high premiums.
But something's nagging at the back of Jason's -admittedly probably concussed -brain. A nagging feeling that he's forgetting something, that there's something important that he should be doing right at this exact moment.
Series
- Part 7 of WakingNightmares Whumptober 2025
Bookmarked by doingthewritethings
07 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
FUCKED UP AND EVIL FIC I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. DICK BEING A HUMAN SHIELD. DICK REPLACING ALL THE GLOWSTICKS WITH RED BECAUSE JASON CAN’T HANDLE GREEN. BRUCE CALLING IN CLARK FOR HIS SONS. DICK, USING BRUCE’S FIRST NAME IN COSTUME FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS. MATCHING HOSPITAL BEDS AND ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS IF THE OTHER IS SAFE. AUGHHHHHH THE BROTHERS EVER!!!!
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Too Late, Too Late (To All Farewell) by WakingNightmares
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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The thing is… Jason makes really, really tasteless jokes.
Not like… jokes about kids being hurt. Well, not directly. No, the problem, Dick muses as he stares at his brother, is Jason likes to make jokes about his death.
And sure, Dick gets it. Everybody grieves and processes their trauma differently. Hell, Dick is the poster child for the 'plaster it over and forget about it' method. But Jason's processing method is actually traumatizing half the family.
Series
- Part 6 of WakingNightmares Whumptober 2025
Bookmarked by doingthewritethings
06 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
CHEWING SO HARD ON THE CONCEPT OF JASON MAKING TASTELESS JOKES AND DICK WHO THINKS THAT MAYBE THE DEATH WAS HARDER ON THE FAMILY THAN IT WAS ON JASON. THEY ARE SO DYSFUNCTIONAL YOUR HONOR