dylan_the_loony
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James works at a corner shop. Regulus is a regular customer.
Fluff ensues, until it doesn't.
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In 1979, Regulus Black went to the cave, intent on stealing a Horcrux, then dying.
In 1995, to his disappointment, he returns. In a home overrun with muggle-lovers and Aurors, Regulus wishes that he drowned. In fact, every day he considers attempting it again.
Frozen in time at seventeen, Regulus is somehow reeled back into the ruthless war he wanted so desperately to avoid. This time around, instead of bowing his head to the Dark Lord, he's... good?
Flanked by his older brother, who is practically decrepit, and the wizarding police who tried to kill him the last time, Regulus Black tussles with his morality, his ingrained loyalty and living in the 90s.
Alternatively, Regulus doesn't die, saves the world, and becomes a dedicated supporter of SPEW, not necessarily in that order.
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the one where sirius is a rockstar and remus is the paramedic called out to treat him.
also, james is there.
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trace the stars within my palms by dylan_the_loony
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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"That's gorgeous," he sighed, staring up at James' flushed cheeks with silver eyes, "You have good taste…?"
"James. I'm James," he stumbled over his words, hoping his captivation wasn't plain to see.
The man offered a hand, James took it far too easily. His skin was pleasantly warm, electric shocks buzzed between them. The man's cheeks were the same colour as his drink, "It's a pleasure to meet you, James. I'm Regulus,"
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In order to avoid being forced into an arranged marriage, Regulus needs a long-term partner. Luckily, the waiter he slept with is willing to play along. Anyway, who could tell the difference?
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dont go there for work, dont go there for class by dylan_the_loony
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2023
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"Anyway, after you marry Evans, and I remain a bachelor," Sirius drew his back to their original conversation, already sick of talking about the worn-out subject, "I'm moving to muggle London,"
James wrinkled his nose, "I'm not raising Prongs Junior in London. How will he play Quidditch?"
The marauders made various noises of complaint, again, forcing James to put his hands up in defence, "Merlin, can't I make a joke?"
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a tiny drabble where the marauders discuss their futures and nothing bad happens
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other players at patrick and art's tennis academy spread rumors about them hooking up, which is absurd, right?
basically just a smut scene set in their locker room, involving grinding, hand-jobs, and lot of kissing.
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A brief character study of Gregory House.
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While looking through the therapy files of the hospital, House finds one of Wilson's most embarrassing secrets.
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When Wilson fake proposes to him, House finds himself desperate to kiss him.
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Wilson has enough of House pretending he's in charge, and takes matters into his own hands when he gives him permission to wake him with a blowjob.