earmuffstar
Fandoms
- Empires SMP (11)
- Dream SMP (2)
- Original Work (1)
- Sanders Sides (Web Series) (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Xornoth commanded,
“I have seen ten human generations
Live and die; their names are long forgotten.
Mortals are to me like ants to tempests.
Speak, or soon I’ll lose my patience, casting
Evils o’er your kin and sacred livestock.”
-
Tags
Summary
It's like they forget they used to love him, too.
(Sausage pays Gem and Fwhip an unwelcome visit.)
-
Tags
Summary
Fear makes for an easy target.
(Helianthian Joey roleswap au; even still, everyone has a breaking point.)
-
Tags
Summary
Fwhip and Gem pay respects to the departed.
-
Tags
Summary
Gem takes the things she doesn’t understand, the things that slip from her mind like a fish in her palms, and scribbles them into notebook pages and textbook margins.
— Empires s1 swap au where Gem is the Ocean Queen
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 1,375
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The awkward kid standing in front of him has to be, what, twenty five? Twenty six, tops. Hardly a kid at all, really, but Jeez, does Bdubs ever feel like an old geezer looking at him.
“Etho?” he says experimentally.
The kid blinks over at him owlishly. “Bdubs?” he says and, yeah, that’s Etho’s voice alright. Quiet and unsure, and softer than it’s been in years, but definitely, definitely Etho.
—
As sculk contamination puts the future of Season 10 in doubt, the situation gets more complicated when an Etho from 2013 lands in the hermits' laps.
Bookmarked by earmuffstar
17 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The moon falls to earth. The world plunges into supernatural darkness, a world determined to kill those who inhabit it. Separated, trapped, surrounded by enemies, no sunlight in sight, all their work destroyed... this is a situation many would consider hopeless.
However (and sing it with me now): who’s the guy who can conquer death?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,957
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 63
- Kudos:
- 385
- Bookmarks:
- 87
- Hits:
- 3,666
Bookmarked by earmuffstar
15 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
In which Mumbo crosses several towns, learns some creative methods of self-defense, fights some monsters, sees things no human is meant to have seen, befriends a stranger, steals multiple cars, has inconvenient moral scruples, grows increasingly terrified of his own culpability in the apocalypse, grows a spine, blows up at least one building, accidentally prevents a murder, and attempts to find his best friend in the futile but ever-burning hope the man’s still alive.
He has to say, he’s so exhausted and terrified that he thinks he might just be mad?
(OR: the one where, after most of humanity turns into a series of terrifying monsters, Mumbo decides he’s going to risk his life on an apocalypse road trip to try to find out if Grian is alive. Things, as you might imagine, devolve from there.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,043
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 946
- Kudos:
- 2,577
- Bookmarks:
- 746
- Hits:
- 69,496
Bookmarked by earmuffstar
15 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The Atsign Agency: run by Joe Hills and the zombie Cleo, they're here to solve all of your supernatural problems, hauntings, magical accidents, and also just about any contracting work or errands you need if you're willing to have it done cheaply by two unqualified odd jobbers struggling to make rent. After over a decade together in the city of Carrows, the two of them frequently see things and deal with things that are probably a bit too ridiculous to name, and have the experience to handle it, if not particularly frequently the money.
When the mysterious (and clearly very rich) Pearl Moon walks into their agency, offering them a massive payment for a simple job, what are they to do but accept?
Yeah, they may be about to regret that one. This job is going to be anything but simple, and the entire City of Angels may be at stake. Careful, Atsign Agency: the past is watching.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,327
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 469
- Kudos:
- 679
- Bookmarks:
- 178
- Hits:
- 14,590
Bookmarked by earmuffstar
15 Jun 2025
-
Summary
Harry goes back in time after years of careful study identifying the right moment: the moment when he can become Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and change the minds of the young Slytherins who became Voldemort's most loyal followers. Everything goes right. Except one little thing.
- Words:
- 73,695
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 7,670
Bookmarked by earmuffstar
13 Jun 2025