formerlypoorjoints
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May Flowers by formerlypoorjoints
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman (Movies - Nolan)
18 Sep 2025
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You exist; your name is May Miller. You survive. Staying afloat isn't easy in Gotham...jobs are sparse and you can't afford to lose your job. You don't expect things to be easy. You don't expect romance, just getting the bills paid. Getting the bills paid involves your employer's company signing a contract with Wayne Manor. After all, rich people need cleaning ladies too.
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A Vampire in Need is a Friend Indeed by formerlypoorjoints
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
15 Nov 2023
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Tav is happy; she lives on a farm in Rivington with her father, tending chickens and making wine. Her mother passed away when she was born, in a shocking murder from a bloodthirsty monster.
Twenty four years later, in an unexpected turn of events, she meets her father in blood; Cazador Szarr. It's only through sheer dumb luck that she escapes, and only fate would reunite her with her captor. Forced to survive alongside the man she hates; an arrogant, handsome, temperamental vampire spawn. -
An Idiot in Love and an Idiot in Denial by formerlypoorjoints
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
30 Oct 2023
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Ami has a couple of goals in her current life. Number one: keep her cousins safe. Number two: get to Baldur's Gate. Number three: don't let the crazy druids seal them out of the grove. Number four...and so on. Falling in love is pretty far down on her list of importance. Too bad life doesn't care about what order her priorities are in.
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Post-Good Path.
When a girl witnesses a murder, her life is threatened by the android who spotted her. Connor and Hank take her in hiding, in a place they both keep secret from everyone, and Connor volunteers to protect her. Living undercover with a curious and caring android is not easy.
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30 Aug 2025
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Lex Luthor struggles to maintain his humanity, but finds an anchor in Grace Cooper, Clark's foster sister. Despite coming from opposing backgrounds, Grace and Lex find they have more in common than they ever thought possible. But external forces, including Lex's scheming father and Clark's monumental secret, threaten to tear them apart.
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24 Jun 2025
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Moving from the crime capital of the world, to the quiet idyllic scenery of Smallville, the last thing Annie Lockett half expects is to befriend the one person who the other children label a 'freak'. In the same respect, the last thing Clark Kent expected was to have the new comer be nice to him, and soon become the best friend he never seemed to have before. Becoming inseparable is one thing, but growing up with budding romantic feelings is another thing completely, coupled with a rather big secret about Clark that he'd much rather keep a secret.
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- Part 1 of Beyond the Sun
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23 Jun 2025
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Narratives of Deviance by VennReverie
Fandoms: Westworld (TV), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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As a programmer at Westworld, your life in the Behaviour and Diagnostics division was very insular.
That is, until an android turns up in the park, dead.
Then an alcoholic cop from Detroit police and an Android sent by CyberLife turn up to investigate.
Tasked with assisting the two on their investigation, ensuring they don’t step on anyone's toes, you realise there are conflicts and boundaries of your own you are willing to cross in order to help them...
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21 Jun 2025
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You were never supposed to exist.
An RK700. An earlier model meant to do Connor's job, but scrapped before you ever got the chance to leave the assembly line. Deemed a failure. Tossed in the dump. But you rebuilt yourself, piece by piece, and carved out a new life doing what you were made for: solving crimes.
You knew working at the DPD was risky, but passing as human and hiding in plain sight shouldn't be too hard... until CyberLife sends in a new partner. The android who replaced you. The one designed to find everything you're pretending not to be.
And he’s very good at his job.
It'll take you 5 mins to read the first chapter, give it a try ;) I am very proud of this story! Also, if you usually don't like android MC stories, I promise this one is so worth it. I didn't either, but just trust me...
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Bookmarked by formerlypoorjoints
20 Jun 2025