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    "I've changed my mind. You mustn't leave." Aziraphale says. Terror and desire make Aziraphale's chest tight, and he gasps around the words. "Stay. Please."

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    That night in 1941, Aziraphale struggles to hold back his desire.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.

    A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.

     

    “I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”

    “Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”

    This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

    Now also available as a podfic from Literarion

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    10 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Crowley's half of the body swap went as planned, but Aziraphale never returned from Hell. How long should Crowley wait, pretending to be the angel, not knowing what has happened to Aziraphale?

    How long can Aziraphale hold out in the deepest pit of Hell with only a revived demon to talk to?

    And who will they be, together, once these trials are over?

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    04 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    My comic for Ineffable Eras Zine: Before The Beginning featuring the passage about angelic sex from John Milton's Paradise Lost

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