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This is really not even a proper fic, I just couldn't get this idea out of my head after watching the Sex Toy Review Patreon episode and had to write something, even if it does kind of stop abruptly in the middle.
They talk about sex toys on the show. They decide to experiment with one of them afterwards. That's the entire idea.
Alt title: "Joe clearly loves the idea of public vibrators and I personally feel strongly that he should be the one with the vibrator, not the remote, but that's too long for an AO3 title"
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“You know, princess, I’ve been a terrible gentleman here.” Frank teased, watching as Joe positively shook at the word, “Can I kiss you?”
“Fuck,” Joe groaned, in a voice deep enough that nobody in their right mind would go around calling him princess, yet here they were anyway. “Yeah, yes, finally.”
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It all started with 'Hypothetically, which one of us would be the better girl?' and spiraled very quickly out of control.
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“No fair,” He whined, “Your stupid sweatshirt keeps tripping me up. You’re basically cheating by proxy or whatever….Frank, are you even listening?” Joe snapped, flopping the long sleeve in his friend’s face demonstratively. Perplexed, he watched as Frank’s eyes seemed almost locked on the extra bit of fabric, before breaking away and scanning over Joe as if he was seeing him for the first time. Frank’s eyes seemed to catch - and linger - on the areas where his sweatshirt was just a little too big.
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Joe gets caught in a downpour and has to borrow some of Frank's clothes. They fuck about it.
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A big Patreon goal deserves a big reward, but Joe wasn't expecting the fans to ask for a kiss! One fake date later, they wind up discovering some not-so-fake feelings.
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“Wow, you guys are off to a strong start,” Greg laughed from behind the camera, popping the tension in the air like a pin. “Talk about giving the audience what they asked for, but I thought the kiss was supposed to be at the end.”
At the interruption, Frank seemed to come back to himself, taking a half step back. That space was enough for Joe to take a greedy lungful of air, trying to bring himself back from that weird moment as well. Unfortunately for him, the air he was gulping down was inescapably soaked with the lingering scent of Frank’s cologne, which did absolutely nothing towards calming him down.
Frank never wore cologne.
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“Frankie, I…” Joe started, words trailing off as he realized this was exactly what it looked like.
Frank pushed away from the door, stepping into the room until he came to stand behind Joe’s chair, peering over his shoulder at the messy desk covered in sticky notes, with far too many having a bright red urgent scrawled across the top. Frank sighed, the noise sending a stabbing pain into Joe’s chest as he shrunk into himself, aching at the disappointed sound.
Frank leaned forward more, coaxing Joe’s face up with a hand on his chin, his other thumb rubbing gently at the bags under his eyes. Once he was sure Joey was looking at him, he said quietly, “You know better, baby.”
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Frank goes away for a week. Joe overworks himself. Frank comes back and fixes him.
Alt title: cock warming solves everything.