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“Tsukasa!” the captain bellows when he spots him. “Just the man I was looking for!”
Tsukasa closes his eyes, counts to five, then reopens them. “Hello, Ryusui. Did you need something?”
“Yes, hello!” Ryusui beams at him, nursing a half-full mug of beer. “Not really, but does a man need a reason to talk?”
“I suppose not,” Tsukasa says as he vividly imagines being run over by the old Steam Gorilla.
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(Ryusui wants Tsukasa, and Tsukasa wants to get off this ship. Slow burn, taken place over the Perseus's 40 day voyage to North America.)
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took the wrong long way back home by haejjoon
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Anime), Dr. STONE (Manga)
25 Apr 2025
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“I just had a thought,” Taiju proudly announces. “Do you have anyone you’re looking forward to reviving, Senku?”
“Use your brain, oaf. You and Yuzuriha are already up and running. Who else would I possibly want to revive?” Senku says distractedly.
“Byakuya-san, of course!”
Senku’s hands still.
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(Taiju learns of Ishigami Byakuya's death.)
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"you don't think the phantom thieves are just?"
"i think your support of the phantom thieves shows your incompetence, detective."
kurusu's tilting his head in a curious manner, and the light glances off his black-rimmed glasses, nearly obscuring his eyes from view.
but goro sees him, sees the hunger, sees the ravenous nature underneath; he sees it because he feels it too: the draw, the deal, and the start of the game.
[a roleswap au; akira kurusu as the calm, professional, cagey detective prince, and goro akechi as the surprisingly charming and well-spoken delinquent transfer student. comes with art!]
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i hope you bite your tongue by haejjoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Apr 2024
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Aventurine slides the revolver into his hand. The weight of it rests deftly against his palm. He pops open the cylinder—true to Sunday’s word, five empty chambers stare back at him. Neatly slotted in the sixth is one shining, fresh round.
He closes it back up, smiling. “You weren’t lying about the single round, at the very least.”
Sunday folds his hands atop one another, his face impassive. “You could always answer the question if you’re nervous.”
“I think I’ll take my chances.” Aventurine cocks the hammer, relishing in the sound of the cylinder’s spin, and then points it at his own temple. He tilts his head up so that he’s looking down at Sunday, and lets a lazy grin spread from ear to studded ear.
Bang, he mouths, as he presses down on the trigger.
(Sunday and Aventurine play twenty questions, in which a refusal to answer might sink a bullet in their brain. Also, they strip.)
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Goro wonders if Akira is the kind of person to make wishes upon the stars.
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(originally posted on tumblr). For ShuAke Week 2023 Day 6: Stargazing
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One Bed, Two Idiots by transaizen for Bideroo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Dec 2024
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Shang Qinghua lays silently for a few moments, then sighs and rolls over to face him. When he speaks, his breath runs across Shen Qingqiu's nape, a shock of goosebumps rising along his back at the sensation. “Bro, you're making it weird.”
What an insult! Shen Qingqiu is deeply offended. Aggrieved, he wriggles and flops over with a scowl. “I'm trying to not make it weird!”
Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua head to Bai Lu Mountain and take a pit stop along the way due to poor weather.
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Prize of War by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2022
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Luo Binghe is eleven when he is given to Cang Qiong as a present for the young, new-made lord of Qing Jing.
Luo Binghe is twenty-one when he wins Shen Qingqiu for himself.
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08 Oct 2025
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Bounded in a Nutshell, King of Infinite Space by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Oct 2022
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Luo Binghe intends to sulk in the Endless Abyss until the man who cast him down into it repents.
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Sadie Hawkins by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2022
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"In a cultivation world where every other innocuous meadow contained enough sex pollen to give the entire population hay-fever, cultivators had been forced to give up on ideals of total purity. While they still valued chastity, realists resigned themselves to fucking in the field due to mischance at least once. And given these circumstances, said cultivators generally felt that one’s first experience with sex might as well be a good one, and occur in a controlled, safe environment. Cultivators also lived long lives: the choice of spouses to share them with was a serious matter, which couldn’t be rushed simply for the sake of being over-nice about virginity. So, upon coming of age, a disciple was encouraged to offer themself up to someone for a ritual first night. The individual they chose could decline the honour, but unless one had a strong extenuating excuse, doing so was considered quite rude (and also resulted in a serious loss of face for the youth in question)."
The governor of Jinlan asks Luo Binghe to claim his reward for saving the city. Luo Binghe only wants the things every rising young cultivator is entitled to.
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Binghe and the Great Ass Elevator by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Sep 2022
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For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, Shen Yuan wakes up in an unholy fusion of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and a xianxia.
Luo Binghe makes an ideal children's story protagonist, but children grow up—and the protagonist is only willing to follow the plot so far.
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