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Izzy would rather be fucking Lucius' mouth than have the other man behind him, one hand on Izzy's dick and the other on his jaw. But every time they did this, Izzy lost himself in it, forgot to listen out for the signs of anyone coming nearby, about to catch him out.
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“Hey, can you call a penalty on Jim?”
Olu glared at Pete. “No! They’re your jammer, you call it.”
“I don’t want them to stab me.”
A game in the life of long-suffering roller derby referee Oluwande Boodhari.
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Jim doesn't know how to fit in with the crew while Olu's off being Prince Azi.
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"Look how well I pleasure her," Evelyn said, as Mary writhed on her fingers. "Don't you feel pathetic? Don't you wish you could please her like I do?"
Doug looked up from his sketching with an amiable smile. "I'm just glad Mary's having such a good time."
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Olu goes to open his bakery one morning to find a dead body in the dining area. Again.
“You probably want to find out who did this,” said Archie. “I’m sure it’s bad for business and all, having dead bodies in your bakery.”
“Actually it happens pretty often. Nobody cares that much, honestly? You could help me move it though.”
“You should get Jim to check it out,” Archie said. She was still sitting on a table and just swinging her feet. “They’re a great detective.”
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The Melancholy of Shinigami Ryuk by halfeatenmoon
Fandom: Death Note, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu | The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
09 Dec 2009
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Pete knows that he wants to be Patrick's something-- to be Patrick's-- before he knows he wants to be with Patrick. They don't start out as mutually exclusive occurrences. They still aren't and Pete is trying to reconcile that fact.
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26 Jun 2025
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The boots land heavy on the floor in Stede’s peripheral vision.
They’re in awful shape, really quite embarrassing. Watermarks leave unsightly stains on the uppers and they’re scuffed up all over, and the silver hardware is so tarnished it’s almost as black as the leather. The right boot has a quarter-inch gouge so deep that Stede can’t begin to imagine how it got there, with only a half-hearted attempt made to treat it by rubbing in a little polish.
Such poorly-maintained leather in a place like Blackbeard’s is a rare thing; it’s almost a novelty, how frankly shitty they look.
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Or: Stede Bonnet, the world’s bitchiest bootblack, is absolutely not going to waste his time on Ed's shitty boots or his shitty attitude, thank you very much. Nope. Definitely not.
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26 Jun 2025
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Spend the winters by my side by Nami_Roland
Fandoms: Hadestown - Mitchell, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
05 Feb 2019
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‘Well,’ she said, ‘let’s get on with it and sell the rest.’
The poor girl signed her soul away.
Fantine and Eurydice find their way back out of Hadestown.
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28 May 2025
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that ourselves know not what it is by voksen
Fandoms: Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types
12 May 2013
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prompt: "punish me monsieur le maire - from nothing to smut in three sentences, go go go!"
...well, I almost got there.
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26 May 2025
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“The classical approach is designed to protect the person being severed from receiving sensory input during the procedure. Not pain; we use local anaesthetic to the scalp, and the brain itself has no nerve endings, of course.”
“Of course.” Mark rolls his eyes. She doesn’t seem to notice.
“But your tract is too scarred to use the same approach. My modified technique won’t cause you any permanent damage, but there may be some… somatosensory effects.” She glances down at his crotch, and Mark feels his face flush with shame and anger.
Reghabi is forced to adjust her approach to reach Mark’s chip. To both of their horror, it involves stimulating the pleasure centers of his brain.
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11 Apr 2025