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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by mentallypapaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
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Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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26 Sep 2025
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Learn to live with it. by mentallypapaya for Khonsu_died
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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"Uh, I dunno, used to? Didn't really use wooden forks much though, so not really." Apparently happy with the choice, he pulled the bowl out and scrapped the covering, next going for a large serving spoon from one of the doors so he could shovel it into his mouth like a starved dog. "Fuckin' chopsticks was what we had to keep an eye on." He added in between mouthfuls, giving Dick a smirk and a knowing glance, as if they were both in on it and Dick knew anything about what he meant. "Anyway, I'm out. See you next family reunion, or tragedy or whatever."
And then he was gone, as was one of Alfred's favourite serving spoons and bowl, and the potato salad Dick knew for a fact Bruce had been saving to eat for lunch the next day. Jason probably knew that part, to be fair.
"...Chopsticks?" He muttered to himself, baffled, in the now empty kitchen.
Or,
Damian has some concerning habits. Jason's the only one that seems used to it. The rest of the bats scramble.
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26 Sep 2025
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The Step-Father Affair™ by Stealthguy for mentallypapaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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You know how sometimes when you done messed up and have a fling with your brother's mother and then said adopted brother declares you as their father? Oh, you don't? Well, Jason here has all day to tell you one of his very weird parts of life.
In which Damian calls Jason ‘step-father’ and five people emotionally die.
(With Taila flaming on the side (Disclaimer I still luv her charc))Series
- Part 1 of Batfam Crackfics
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26 Sep 2025
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Dick explains why he was struggling to trust Jason.
And Jason has some criticism of Batman that he wants to talk about.
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- Part 23 of Alley Business
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26 Sep 2025
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23 Sep 2025