illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
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Bizarre is an Odd Word by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard) for ErrorX429
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
20 Oct 2025
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Ren had just wanted to help out around Ninjago. That was why he applied to be a substitute at Darkley's. Never had he expected to be kidnapped by none other than evil versions of the Ninjas (who were known for saving the city countless times). And he certainly didn't expect to make much of an impact on any of them, considering the purpose they were created for.
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- Part 2 of Ninjago + Ren
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Stars Shinin' Bright Above You by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
23 Jul 2024
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Ren's used to odd situations. Maybe it was a bit too normal for him, but he didn't mind. It often led to him meeting some interesting people. That had been how he met Dareth, who was one hell of a character, leading to even more interesting people. For example, the ninjas. The first one he met happened to be quite sweet, which may have caused some assumptions to take root. Who knew how well that would work out for him? At least he found some comfort within the odd kind of family the ninjas had.
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- Part 1 of Ninjago + Ren
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Request Collection by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies)
01 Jun 2024
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This is where I'll be compiling all the requests I've written out!
It's more likely that Reader-inserts are going to be completed faster than anything else, as they're easier for me to write than canonxocSeries
- Part 1 of Requests
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Blood of the Lamb by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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The last of a kind, sentenced to fall. One of the gods, banished by kin. Fates set in stone, or so it seems.
However, the last lamb, revived to serve the One Who Waits, doesn't seem too keen on crusading just to die repeatedly. It hurts, after all. And despite being the One Who Waits, the god of Death seems to get rather impatient with this stubborn lamb. But will pressuring the lamb work in the way he wishes it to? Or will it end in something worse than he ever imagined?
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When the Safe Haven Needs Saving by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandoms: The A-Team (TV), The A-Team - All Media Types, The A-Team (2010)
08 Dec 2023
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While the boys are trying to get some rest after the events of season 2, they find themselves in a little town that's rather out of the way, one that seems like it may be the perfect vacation spot. However, after Murdock befriends the local bartender, things seem to go a bit... well, more like what they're used to. And despite Murdock being a damn good pilot, he finds himself falling, and falling hard.
Recent series
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Stardew Valley + OCs by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
04 Jun 2023
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Ninjago + Ren by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandom: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
20 Oct 2025
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- 47,013
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- 2
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Renuigi by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandom: Luigi's Mansion (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
28 Oct 2023
- Words:
- 40,163
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Ren & TMNT by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
26 Apr 2023
- Words:
- 102,273
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Requests by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Jun 2024
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Alright. So this is my first Ninjago fanfic.
The ninjas, as Zane, Pixel, Wu, Misako, and Nya are on a trip. Get turned into different creatures by the Mystic and must travel to 4 different realms to change back. Gathering 4 power sources of the beasts they have become.
(Not the best summary, but I can't summarize well)
Warnings for story include: Depression themes, ptsd, anxiety, hating self, and general body distress.
Wow, I am struggling to tag this. Um, more will be added as I go. Mainly this one is for fun, but at the same time. Kinda a fresh start as I left mcyt for Ninjago I guess. I don't choose what I like, I randomly looked at fanfics and yeah. Hehe, enjoy.
The rewritten version btw is Beast Curse. A way better version of this. Hehe.
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- Part 1 of Lego Ninjago Power Source Beast Au
Bookmarked by illiterate bastard (illiterate_bastard)
23 Jul 2024