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    A comprehensive guide on how to give two demons their humanity back: made by Zoey, written by Mystery, heavily edited by Baby.

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    20 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    “You can have my claws if you behave. I don’t have to make you do something you’ll do all on your own, right?” Logan asks with an eyebrow raised.

    “What ARE we?” Wade asks abruptly and Logan rolls his eyes and dips his chin towards his groin. He also laughs a little which gives Wade a rush. Such a beautiful laugh.

    “Shut the fuck up and take your dick out unless you’d like to tap out.”

    “Holy shit it’s really happening,” Wade whispers and fumbles to do just that.

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    Five times Deadpool came on Wolverine’s claws and one time he came on his cock

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    24 Feb 2025

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    One day Wade walks entirely on tip toes, like a ballet dancer–what's it called–en pointe?

    “Why're you doing that,” he grunts, watching Wade carry in a load of groceries with fucking barbie feet.

    Wade winks at him. “Rob Liefeld is drawing this issue, be kind. It's all that he knows, Pookie! You’re lucky he drew them at all, and that they’re each on the right leg.”

    Logan pinches the bridge of his nose. If only he wasn't out of whiskey.

    "Besides, you love how it makes my calves look.”

    Logan glances down to watch said legs as Wade turns to deposit the bags on the counter without thinking.

    He pretends he's wrong.

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    They're roommates. They're managing. Then Wade keeps trying to set him up, and something snaps.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    Logan purposely takes his time, inching in slowly and pumping out even slower. Not because he cares all that much about how comfortable or prepped Wade is, but because he enjoys how easy it is to draw out all those desperate little noises.

    He appreciates them much more than he’s willing to let on, if he’s being honest.

    Because it turns out that when Wade Wilson isn’t being an overly sarcastic, fast-mouthed prick, he actually sounds kind of pretty.

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    That one scene where they fight in the Honda Oddeysy, but like 10X’s more horny because we all know it should have been.

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    12 Jan 2025

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    Jason Todd would like it to be known that he isn't fucking stupid. He knows he's about to hit rut, but he's got plenty of time to get to Tim's, review the stupid fucking case, and get home again. So long as he keeps the countermeasures on, everything is gonna be just fine.

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    20 Dec 2024