istillcannotdeal
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- South Park (2)
- Star Trek (1)
- 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS (1)
- Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
Recent works
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fire in his eyes by gooseXing (istillcannotdeal)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Cars (Pixar Movies)
06 Mar 2022
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When you're staring off a cliff at the edge of the world, who will be the one to save you?
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the art of being a princess (a how-to guide on taking down the monarchy) by gooseXing (istillcannotdeal)
Fandoms: Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011), Dream SMP
23 Jan 2022
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The Dream SMP but it's Barbie Princess Charm School.
Starring Technoblade as Blair Willows, Dream as Delancy Devin, Tommy as that one pink fairy that sparkles everywhere.
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Statement of Stephanie Waters in regards to the disappearance of her friend, Eleanora June.
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Kenny can’t die. Kyle can, but he usually comes back. He just always seems a little bit different.
How many lives can Kenny live through before Kyle starts to remember?
A series of shorter moments showing Kenny’s point of view as he is met again and again with different versions of Kyle, changed only by circumstance.
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Kenny remembers.
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Recent bookmarks
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Got my Shinigami eyes (on You) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Jul 2025
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sad donald j. trump x elon musck LOVE story
(WARNING: CONTSINS YAOI/BL WHICH MEANS BOYxBOY!!!!! DONT LIKE DONT READ!!)- Language:
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Bookmarked by istillcannotdeal
14 Nov 2024
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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.
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It's The Smuppet Show, with our very special guest stars, Mr Dirk Strider and Mr Jake English!
Dirk Strider tends to get carried away with his projects.
The script behind Naked Bee's incredible movie, found here.
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10 Nov 2024
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Or rather, the introduction:
This is a (meandering, non-exhaustive) overview of Homestuck’s use of Psychological Storytelling, by which I do not mean examples of psychological realism in a character’s words and deeds, but rather the various means by which characters’ psyches are expressed outside of themselves. I wish to elaborate on how thoughts, feelings, and desires may find expression in the environment, in the medium of the story itself, and in the form of other characters.
That’s perhaps a little vague, so here’s a ready example of what I mean: brainghost!Dirk. He talks with Jake, but since he is a construct of Jake’s mind, Jake is essentially talking to himself. Brainghost!Dirk is an alienated medium for voicing Jake’s own thoughts, irretrievably distorted through its intermingling with what Jake thinks/wishes Dirk would say (not unlike a puppet). I am claiming that this mode of characterization is not a unique to Jake; the blurring of inner and outer voices is omnipresent throughout the story.
Or, rephrased: what I hope to show is that a great deal of Homestuck is haunted with brain-ghosts, of one kind or other.
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01 Jun 2023
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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11 Apr 2023
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“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
“Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”- Language:
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05 Apr 2023