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Dick wakes up in a cage, along with his siblings and Bruce. Underground and with no way out, they wait for backup. As hunger and thirst grows, their captor Ra's Al Ghul offers succor in exchange for a kiss from his beloved Detective. Dick's disgust turns to horror when he realizes the man isn't after Bruce, but another member of his family.
When every single member of their family is willing to jump on a grenade for every other member, their confinement is a powder keg waiting to go off as secrets are revealed.
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Cherry Apocalypse by joschmo
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Anime)
02 Jun 2025
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Adachi is panicking about his upcoming date with Kurosawa when everything he knows turns upside down, again. Only this time, the status quo shifting isn't him gaining psychic powers. No, this time there's a deadly virus sweeping through the city, infecting everyone on the street, and causing the dead to rise.
Everyone is trapped in the office, waiting for government intervention during the zombie outbreak. As supplies dwindle and office politics rear their ugly head, Adachi and Kurosawa struggle to keep everyone calm while also keeping their burgeoning relationship under wraps.
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“Bella is-that is to say, her thoughts…” Edward struggled valiantly to find a way to phrase it before blurting out the shameful truth about his wife. “She’s stupid!”
Alice laughed. It felt pointed. Cruel.
“Oh, Edward. She’s not stupid. She’s a perfectly normal 18 year old high school girl,” Alice reassured as Edward’s expression grew more horrified with every word. “At worst she’s shallow, a shallow dish that’s reflecting your powers right back at you, showing you exactly what you want to see. Like Narcissus.”
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Bella’s powers have grown, allowing her to read Edward’s thoughts. They’re less refined and mysterious than she’d hoped they’d be.
This leads to unfortunate realizations about maturity, self-awareness, and what it really means to be a teenager forever.
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Niko is the one who introduced Edwin to Scooby Doo, but before that he and Charles had to find something to fill their nights with. Detective stories of all kinds were read and watched over the last 30 years together.
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Joel and Ellie struggle to adjust to a completely new society from a background of overidealized nuclear family structure (Texas) and rising fascism (FEDRA, and also sometimes Texas).
A series of unconnected one shots showing Ellie and Joel slowly acclimatizing to Jackson. They both bring their own baggage but together they can work through it. Sometimes comedic, sometimes dramatic, these one shots are in no clear order, with the only overlap being some Jackson residents.
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the birth of a zealot by mutalune
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
20 May 2025
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It’s odd to know that one’s standing on a metaphoric precipice. He knows that he has a choice to make and, if he’s honest with himself, he knows which choice he’ll be making. Knew before he even walked in the room, really, and it will mean leaving behind everything he once valued and diving headfirst into his own lunacy.
Is this how cult members feel before bowing down to their idol for the first time? Like you’re holding your breath, about to fully accept and see God in what you believe to be His chosen?
Stone says, “The doctor didn’t leave his lab yesterday. I was with him the entire time, sir.”
Zealotry, thy name is Stone.
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04 Sep 2025
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When the Rogues are back in the States after being pardoned, the New Avengers want nothing to do with them and as far as Tony is concerned, if he never speaks to them again, it'll be too soon. After all, he didn't spend the last year putting himself (and his family) back together only for his former co-workers to ruin all of his hard work.
But then he gets a hand-written letter from the Winter Soldier himself, apologizing for the events that transpired and an off-handed comment from Rhodey about Rogers failing to take care of an obviously miserable Bucky Barnes sets in motion Tony's new, oh-so-evil plan to get some payback.
After all, what better revenge than to steal the Winter Soldier away from his best friend?
The only problem: Tony sucks at being vengeful, but apparently he's an expert at inadvertently falling in love.
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02 Sep 2025
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the leading cause of death for goblins (is an adventuring party) by Vioun
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: Fantasy High
09 Jun 2023
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“Riz Gukgak is clever. He knows when he’s done for. He knows when life has him grappled, and when his con save is nat one. He’s transferring to mumple-he’s making a little corner of shame in his bedroom. He’s curling up thinking, trying not to think. And thinking a whole lot about it.
Not like this. Not because he’s a goblin.”
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25 Aug 2025
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Cellmates by Aryashi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingiqu has many complaints about his transmigration. If his shitty System let him submit complaint tickets, he would never stop writing them! From the moment he arrived, he has been forced into a glitchy, uncooperative shell, with the voice of the Scum Villain in the back of his head. But thoughts are just thoughts, and they can be ignored easily enough. Or, used to his advantage! What better way to avoid OOC point deductions than to base his responses on the man himself, right?
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In a moment of overconfidence, a transmigrator says precisely the wrong thing to precisely the wrong man.
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09 Aug 2025
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You're Out of Touch by Kat_o_nine_Tails
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu… Literally the day after he pushed Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss. What was he supposed to do at that point, sit and wait for the Protagonist to come and rip his limbs off!? No thank you! So like any sensible person might, he immediately got out of dodge. Can’t kill him if he can’t be found, right?
The only problem is the Huan Hua’s golden Head Disciple suddenly being on his tail… But surely the exiled Gongyi Xiao would be the last person to rat him out to Luo Binghe. Right?
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09 Aug 2025