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How to Stop your Friend’s Father From Murdering a Bunch of Kids (Like a Whole Lot Of Kids) (Honestly a Frankly Insane Amount of Kids) by just_your_average_deltarune_fan
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
17 May 2025
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The year is 1985. Five teenagers—Jay, Celi, Viv, Mack, and Dan—decide they need a summer job after their first year in college. Thankfully, then, their friend Mike’s dad owns a pizza restaurant. Mike himself doesn’t seem too keen on them working the night shift, but what’s a little forced coworkership between friends?
Of course, this is Five Nights at Freddy’s, and so there are things to be discovered even before the MCI… What IS up with Mike’s dad, anyway?
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Statement of Raphael “Raf” Ahuja, April 4th, 2016 by just_your_average_deltarune_fan
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 May 2025
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Statement of Raphael Ahuja regarding the fire at his “haunted pizzeria” attraction on October 30th, 2015. Statement taken direct from subject, 4th April, 2016.
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i burned you right out, burned your bible (you tried to cry, put on a smile) by just_your_average_deltarune_fan for IndigoViolet311
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
15 Feb 2025
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"Did you ever have a love that you regretted?"
Michael visits Henry in jail, and learns a few things about his father.
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mirror, mirror by just_your_average_deltarune_fan
Fandoms: Ride the Cyclone: A New Musical - Maxwell & Richmond
07 Dec 2024
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A small scene post-musical. Penny Lamb has a panic attack about Jane Doe.
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krispy_kreme renamed the chat to "Heroes of Dark i guess" by just_your_average_deltarune_fan
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
06 Feb 2024
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Kris creates a group chat after chapter 2. Hijinks ensue, and some revelations.
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It starts—as most things on the Zephyr do—as a drunken bit.
“Gotch.” Van says solemnly. Her flesh hand shoots out to grip his shoulder tightly. Her eyes burn into his skull. “I’m gonna be your dad.”
Maxwell blinks. “What?”
“Your father is an absolute arse, and if he doesn’t want you, I call dibs. I’m your new da.”
Or: Longspot Gotch sucks. Van, ever the problem-solver, steps up.
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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03 Aug 2025
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crowned by an overture bold and beyond by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jun 2021
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Where do I begin, with the Bouchard set and all that happened? I’d hoped to talk to another person, face-to-face, who would reassure me that my experiences weren’t half- or misremembered, that what happened that night was real, and could be categorised somehow. But maybe it will be easier if I just write the whole thing out. I’ve always processed my feelings through writing, I suppose--poetry, typically, but this calls for prose. Like it was a story that happened to someone else. It feels like it, looking back, those hazy days of sun-drenched glory, where we were all so much younger and more idealistic. Nothing could touch us back then--or so we believed, anyway.
Statement of Martin Blackwood, regarding the events of his student career at Avebury University.
A tribute to golden nostalgia, the idiotic beauty of youth, esoteric rituals used as an excuse to get roaringly drunk with friends, and bonds so strong they transcend everything.
Bookmarked by just_your_average_deltarune_fan
20 Jul 2025
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In which Jonathan Sims is a Siren, and he fails to notice any new abilities granted to him by the position of Archivist. Or really anything about the Entities at all.
Takes place in season 1 featuring Jonah Magnus’s slow decent into madness
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20 May 2025
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this is so fuckin cool. get jimmy magma’s as Jonathan Sirims
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we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2021
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“archives research & statement envestigation”
Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked
stonked: so how bout it lads
saucy sash: oh god.
A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"Series
- Part 1 of everything is fine!! chatverse
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17 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
author pack it up. you’ve done it. you’ve made the best ever tma chatfic.