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If a hug was enough to halt the effects of the Mark of Cain on Dean, Gabriel theorizes that doing something more might be enough to erase it. No plan survives the first battle though; Sam's still searching for brain bleach, Kevin dives back into the closet, and Charlie is frustrated by the lack of magical creature specifics in Harry Potter.
Dean, on the other hand, is having a hell of a time.
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- Part 4 of Talking Dirty
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This is what Sam buried. This is what Dean ignored. This is what Castiel burned.
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Gabriel didn't think that his off hand comment would have lead to this. Otherwise he would have said it sooner. Cas, please stop taking the Trickster's advice on sex. Please. Just. Stop.
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- Part 2 of Talking Dirty
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Gabriel turned pagan to hide from his family. He indulged in drinking, sex, chocolate, and everything else his pinched ass brethren condemned. So blasphemy isn't really isn't one of his major concerns. And tricking Castiel into thinking the same, wasn't that hard. Unfortunately, Cas put his new belief into practice. In the bedroom.
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- Part 3 of Talking Dirty
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Castiel's millennia of experience is more suited to the battlefield than the bedroom. But that doesn't mean he isn't willing to try and please Dean with a new skill. He just probably shouldn't have asked Gabriel for advice.
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- Part 1 of Talking Dirty
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Triple Threat Means Triple the Likelihood of Adoption by Avinovis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
03 Aug 2025
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At age 8, Dick Grayson lost his parents and was whisked away to catacombs unknown.
At age 12, Jason Todd successfully out-maneuvered the Batman but was found by something far more sinister.
At age 5, Tim Drake disappeared without a trace. No one went looking for him.
Years later, Batman is dealing with a new, silent threat in Gotham. This group strikes hard and fast, and conquers a disturbingly large chunk of territory. Despite their two years of existence, Batman still knows nothing about them. No one escapes Batman for this long unless they're good...too good.
So, when Batman finally gets his answers, only to find that this terrifying group of individuals is barely more than a teenage coffee-addict and his two
actually scaryolder brothers, what is a vigilante with adoption issues to do?OR:
Batman finds three former assassins/members of the Court of Owls and wonders how long it would take him to adopt legally dead birds.
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07 Jun 2025
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Start from Scratch by Romiress
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics)
14 Aug 2025
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Will thought the worst was over. He'd jumped dimensions, stopped a Kryptonian invasion, made up with Joey, and was finally settling into what seemed to be a happy life. Maybe not a quiet life, but a good one just the same.
And then he woke up in a Lazarus pit, years in the past and apparently alone.
Knowing the things he does, letting the timeline progress normally isn't an option, and once he's already changed one thing, what's a few more?
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A sidestory to the 'More to Being a Father' Series (found here), focusing on Will (Comics Slade) ending up back near the start of the Arkhamverse and deciding (mostly through pure spite) that the only valid option is to just fix everything as aggressively as possible. Step One: Get Jason away from the Joker. Step Two: Murder the Joker with extreme prejudice. Step Three: Fend off Batman taking issue with said murder.
Probably.
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- Part 3 of MTBAF Side Stories
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26 Feb 2025
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Jason is in London disposing of Shurik's bombs, but fails to realize it's Armistice Day and Wonder Woman was attending as a diplomatic envoy from the JL.
Diana takes back her role as a mentor figure in Jason's life, and thinks her Uncle Hades may be able to help with the side effects of being undead...
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Jason gets adopted by the gods and shenanigans ensue. (Everyone in the Batfam is trying their best, but some of them are more successful than others.) While Jay is our MC, this fic explores different POVs of the batfam throughout. Lots of healing but also Jason is not gonna stop killing people (because that's like a core part of his character fight me about it)
[Updated tags/description 7/31/25]
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09 Jan 2025
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The Completely Normal Adventures of a Crime Alley Kid by Beachfox
Fandom: Batman (1966), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU, DCU (Comics)
15 Jul 2025
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Conrad is just your average Crime Alley street-rat.
Ignore how most of his extended family actively Hench for various Rogues, he went no-contact years ago.
Ignore his unreal fighting ability and expansive range of random skills, it's the bare minimum of what anyone would need to make it to 20 while homeless in Crime Alley.
Ignore the Red Hood's attempts at flirting with him, he's pretty sure he's just misinterpreting his overboss' perfectly platonic actions.
Ignore the people who say he comes back from the dead, no one around here knows how to check for a pulse.
Ignore the Bats, he's certainly trying to. Whatever they're after, it's certainly not him.
He's just a completely normal Crime Alley kid, after all.
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20 Dec 2024
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I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by llamallamaduck for Hallowtide
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.
Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 14 of Set in Batman-verse
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24 Mar 2024