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    ANBU are neither social types nor are they known for their paperwork-skills. But all the same they are particular.

    When Iruka attains S-Rank clearance to manage the ANBU mission desk, he finds out the hard way why they haven’t retained a desk-person in months.

    After formal testing and appointments are made, the ANBU have their own test, and this time it’s Hound’s turn to administer it.

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    Kakashi takes a sip of pretend tea from his pretend cup all the while Sasuke tries to ignore how ridiculous this may seem. “What do you think healing means?”

    Sasuke’s reply is almost robotic, “Penance.”

    “I thought you might say something so gloomy.” Kakashi sets his cup down and their pretend host pretends to refill it. She beams at her father for playing along before she toddles away to look for another doll.

    The smile on Kakashi’s own face lingers as he watches his daughter, “Something they don’t tell you about healing…is learning to be okay with the quiet. With your own head, your hands, your eyes. We have peace on the horizon, and you and I have learned nothing except how to fight. We have to be okay with these quiet times if we want it to last.”

    Aka The Domestication of Sasuke Uchiha by Former Menace Iruka Umino

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    Talented, unbalanced, and half-trained. Kakashi hates why that sounds so familiar as he reads their profiles. Three stoic faces of teenagers stare back at him, padawan braids hanging by the nape of their neck. With the last wave of initiates they should have all been made Jedi Knights, yet circumstance has set them on Kakashi’s path.

    Kakashi reminds himself for the third time that this mission is simply an evaluation, that these three aren’t his padawans. Yet why does it feel like they are?

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    Iruka’s last mission was at the hands of Kakashi Hatake. Iruka was supposed to be another name on a mission roster. Kakashi was supposed to be another captain to offer orders. A washed-up jounin making a name for himself and a bright-eyed chunin with a streak, an orderly captain and a hotheaded subordinate, they have little in common and less to smooth formalities between their ranks.

    But in the end Iruka had always been a good teacher even if he didn’t realize it at the time. Even if it nearly kills him.

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    Years after Madara's death, when the quiet becomes too much, Hashirama realizes that there's something growing inside his chest.

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    Jayce discovers that he and Ambessa share the same taste in men. This is a problem for literally everyone except Viktor.

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    Welcome to the commodification of superheroes where the only thing that seems to matter these days are points. Do a heroic deed on camera? A superhero gets points decided by Superhero TV’s judges. It should be that a heroic deed means points, right? Not quite.

    Points also mean screentime. Screentime means attention, attention means sponsors, and sponsors means money, and money meant a happy superhero team.

    Longtime rival superhero teams, the Mandalorian and the Jedi have had a good run together. But times have changed, both teams are hemorrhaging money, and to make one last attempt to save the game, they agree to team up.

    It’s the best decision that’s ever happened to Din and Luke, though they would have never said so at the time.

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    Cal flips through the scrapbook and smiles to himself, wondering where has the time gone?

    A presence sneaks up behind him and peers over his shoulder, the interloper snorts and points, "So you've always been scrappy?"

    Things haven't always been easy but they haven't always been terrible, either. Each page is carefully recorded between thick sheets of colorful paper, stickers, and glitter. Between Cal and Obi-Wan, life has reached a stasis: a beloved cat, a cozy home, a blooming garden, and a bright future ahead. What more could either of them possibly ask for?

    Except that it's time for them to turn a new page... and fall in love in the process.

    It's funny how history repeats itself, how lessons have been learned, hearts broken, bonds created. In the end, everyone involved learns something new.

    Things might get weird, awkward, and scary, yet all of four of them learn to manage each of their new relationships and life circumstances.

    Together.

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    It's late in Paris. Louis is overthinking things. Lestat comes to him not in pressed linens and elegant silks but nothing at all.

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi was once described as a lawnmower, and not because gardening was his hobby. No, it's something more to do with plowing through an entire family and beginning with the oldest brother.

    Or:

    Five times Obi-Wan fucked a Fett and one time he didn't.

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    Astarion deals with losing the normal way, cold hard vengeance. Except vengeance is a dish that's served cold, but warm if you like it that way and sweet when you have Senshi around.

    I wrote this after the Senshi v. Astarion poll on tumblr but now that there is a second one, I felt it was only right to post this.

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    “So let me get this straight. You want me to pose as your mate for an interview with the school?”

     

    Hearing Jango explain it makes him suddenly feel even more uncertain, but he carries on like a good soldier.

     

    “Yes,” Obi-Wan quickly replies before he can change his mind. He reminds himself for the tenth time that this is for Cal and surely he can pretend to be happily mated with his son's father for more than hour.

     

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    Obi-Wan needs to get Cal into a prestigious Catholic school, but nuns don't take particularly well to single, young, unmated omega parents. Out of options and pressed for time as Cal's 5th birthday quickly approaches, Obi-Wan proposes to Jango.
    No, not like that.

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    A strange combination, but they just go together.

    Moran and Cal have a conversation on love and loss, and decide to include Bode in the mix.

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    It’s been ten years since Order 66 and all Obi-Wan could do was move forward. The past now feels less than a distant memory, more like an ephemeral dream during a pleasant sleep. He’s tried to move on; to forget the happier days he had in the Order, his lover, his child, and a foolish fantasy of it all coming together.

    After all, Obi-Wan thought they were dead. He thought he’d lost them. But then Quinlan suddenly reappears, broken but breathing. With his return, he brings more than a few ghosts. He tells Obi-Wan that Cal is not only alive but out there somewhere giving the Empire hell.

    Together again, they search for their son, though the venture comes with the ordeal of relearning each other, both good and bad. It means working through the grief that has settled across both their shoulders, bonding them closer and fracturing them apart at the same time.

    But maybe, just maybe, this is the universe giving them a second chance.

    One more time.

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    “The person commissioning this one is requesting to go with the hunter for backup purposes.” Carson explained.

    “I think I’ll be fine.” Din insisted with a hint of ice in his voice.

    Carson snorted, “I’m not saying I doubt your skill. But with all due respect, you’re going to want to take a Jedi with you to take down a Sith hunter.”

    The former Alliance captain slid a puck over to Din, illuminating the space with a written report. Almost immediately, Din’s eyes drew to a familiar name as the author of the report. “I know how you feel about working with others but don’t get your beskar up your butt, he needs you. I guess you also need a hunter to find another hunter.”

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    Want to get fit? Not sure where to start? The Mando House’s Five Week Fitness Challenge ensures that you’ll feel fit, fab, and strong in five weeks. Get active! Get accountable! Get on a routine! Mando House’s Five Week Fitness Challenge guarantees that fitness will be fun. Complete the challenge and get a discount on an annual membership.

    *The co-owner of the gym would like to make a statement that a boyfriend is not a guaranteed outcome of this challenge unless your name is Luke Skywalker.

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    There are four rules to magic. You can count them on less than one hand. It should be simple, right?

    After studying these rules for nearly thirty years, it was about time that Luke understood what they really meant. And, yes, there are some fucking demons.

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    It wasn't so bad that he loved him, right? Even if it ended this way.

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    Haven't you heard that the Daimyo keeps a monster underneath his palace? The story of the warrior trapped in an endless sleep? That even today the old gods clamor for a seat in history? That there are lovers fated to meet only on the night of a full moon? The true story of the missing teacher? That a child lives alone in that old house?

    The stories continue; that the monster inherited this hunger? The warrior that faced his worst fear?

    A compilation of oneshots for the DinLuke Halloween event. 2 years

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    Seven years ago, Luke was given an out, and seven years ago the infamous, mysterious, anonymous Starkiller Sniper, and fleur-de-lis of the Skywalker family, disappeared. For years, rumors swirled as to where this enigma went, people whispered, claiming they had killed them, that Starkiller was killed in a firefight, that Starkiller’s identity had been compromised, that they shut out the family and ran off with some millionaire loan shark, or that even against all odds, Starkiller went steady.

    But seven years later, Din found himself standing in the living room of the Skywalker manor. He could name everyone in that room, their nicknames, their crimes, their role in an ecosystem of villainy, everyone except the seemingly bored young man sitting in the corner.

    Din wondered, who was this man? And most of all, could he trust him?

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