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Ahorse by lazybumwholovesfloorball
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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Tyrek Lannister could have lived a very different, much shorter life. But fate decided that it wasn't meant to be. With new (?) powers and a new shot at life what will his future look like?
Air Groove thought it was just a normal day at the race track but this strange creature might change all of their lives forever.
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It's alright it's okay by lazybumwholovesfloorball
Fandoms: スキップとローファー | Skip to Loafer (Manga)
02 Nov 2022
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Everything was supposed to be different with Mitsumi. And it was, kind of. He still felt himself gravitate towards her almost unconsciously and yet the butterflies won't come. Then there is only one answer, there is something wrong with him.
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My loyalty belongs to this city of ours
To the concrete and souls, and the cheer in childrens eyes
I'm loyal to the machine that grinds me down
Promising joy as it feasts on my bones -
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it's easier
so much easier to say that it was fate that lead them here
That it was their faith
Because that means that they always were good
They were always true- Language:
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Loving you
Was the easiest thing I ever done.
Trusting that love was harder.
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OTTAWA CENTAURS CALL OUT THEIR TEAMMATES FOR FUN by goodlvckbabe
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2025
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The Ottawa Centaurs are invited to do a YouTube video where they are asked questions about their teammates
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13 Oct 2025
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“That’s wild, man. That is just weird.” Yannic paused. “You really think someone speaks Russian but is hiding it from you and just using it to do nice things for you?”
“Well, that is the question. Why would anyone do that? Why not just say they speak Russian?” Rodion had been wondering this all morning.
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A side story wherein Shane accidentally reveals that he speaks Russian while still playing for Montreal, which results in a cat and mouse game with a minor leaguer.
OC Rodion Tsetsov - Laval Arrows minor league center called up to replace a player.
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13 Oct 2025
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“Did you see this?” Ilya passed his phone to Shane, who frowned in confusion. “You are the leading theory.”
“The leading theory for what?” he still frowned, trying to read the excerpt of Adrian's book as fast as possible. Ilya could tell the moment that he got excited, an inability to resist such juicy gossip. “Wait, Adrian Dela Cruz dated someone in the NHL?”
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12 Oct 2025
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“I could, though,” Shane said, not willing to give up just yet. “Seduce you. If we were meeting for the first time right now. As adults, I mean.”
“You want to try?” Ilya asked.
“If you think you can handle it,” Shane said. His blush was only getting darker, but the set of his shoulders was determined.
Ilya smiled at him, helplessly charmed. Shane was such a competitive little shit, and he loved him so much.
“What did you have in mind?”
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12 Oct 2025
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“So I want you to tell me what’s wrong with this,” Harris said, pushing a printed-out screenshot of a tweet toward Ilya.
Ilya glanced at it. His lips quirked up into a grin.
“It says ‘Happy Pride Month,’” Ilya said. “What is wrong with that?”
Harris dragged a hand over his face.
“The problem,” Harris said, “is that it says ‘#BeGayDoCrime’ after that.”
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- Part 2 of Centaurs' Social Media Shenanigans
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12 Oct 2025