lexagon
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- Dream SMP (10)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (10)
- IT - Stephen King (2)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (2)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
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is that a fucking werewolf? by lexagon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Apr 2024
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“What did they tell you?” Sam demands.
“So you are their drug dealer!” Tommy blurts. “Is that why Aimsey’s wound healed so fast? I didn’t think steroids did that, but maybe you changed them a bit. That’s actually sort of cool; a drug that could heal wounds faster, make someone super fast and…” Tommy looks down. The ground is a few inches below his feet. “Strong. Really strong.”
Something criminally weird is happening, and Tommy, as always, has inserted himself into the middle of it. Shit, why can’t he just leave stuff like this alone?
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Tommy is convinced everyone is doing drugs, but really it's just werewolves. Insane, right?
Series
- Part 1 of ideas pile
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my palms and fingers still reek of gasoline by lexagon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Dec 2022
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“I don’t know,” Tubbo whispers. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”
But he thinks, somewhere inside of him, he does. Because he’s felt this overwhelming sadness before, the pit in his stomach that blocks his air and burns his eyes. He felt it every day in New L’Manberg, staring at the podium and remembering his old general's speeches before every battle.
He’s feeling grief.
But it's not for Wilbur. Or Spins. Or anyone who is actually dead, and would need to be grieved.
It’s for Tommy, who’s sitting right next to him, alive and well.
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5 times the passerine crew accidentally end up in the dsmp universe, and one time tubbo ends up in theirs.
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“You scared—” Wilbur runs a hand through his hair. “I thought I was gonna have to talk my way out of another robbery.”
“How many people are regularly robbing you?” Techno asks, confused. “You’re, like, fourteen stories up.”
Phil doesn’t even think to question it: it’s Wilbur, after all.
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Phil and Techno go to London to track down the elusive Wilbur Soot. Not because they care or anything. No, no it’s totally just because they’re planning a heist and need his help. No found family reasons whatsoever.
AKA Philza's Ocean 11 au
Series
- Part 2 of Philza's Heist (ft. his kids)
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The Muscle by lexagon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
17 Aug 2022
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“When did you get out of jail?”
“Uh,” Phil looks to the gray sky, avoiding Techno’s eyes. “Four days ago?”
“Four days?!”
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Phil's been out of the game for five years, stuck rotting in a jail cell. But now he's out on good behavior, and he is planning on making the judge regret that decision.
The first step? Finding Techno. The second? Pulling off the biggest heist of Phil's entire career.
AKA Phil tries to put together an Ocean's 11 team, but ends up accidentally adopting a bunch of teenagers.
Series
- Part 1 of Philza's Heist (ft. his kids)
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After Dream gets sent to jail, Ranboo can't help but feel guilty about him being in there all alone... So he decides to visit. What's the worst that could come out of a simple game of 20 questions?
“I have a theory about you, Ranboo.”
“What’s that?” Ranboo asks, hesitantly looking back toward Dream’s mask.
“I think you remember more than you let on.” Dream says, his voice lowering, as if telling a dirty secret. “What’s wrong, Ranboo? Cat got your tongue?”
Ranboo stops breathing.
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Ranboo visits the prison, and plays a game of 20 questions with Dream. Then he visits again. And again. And suddenly, he's somehow befriended the servers resident psycho. Surely this will have no future consequences!
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Philza's Heist (ft. his kids) by lexagon
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Ocean's 8 (2018), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
22 Aug 2022
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Phil's been out of the game for five years, stuck rotting in a jail cell. But now he's out on good behavior, and he is planning on making the judge regret her decision.
AKA Phil tries to put together an Ocean's 11 team, but ends up accidentally adopting a bunch of teenagers.
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wrong in all the right ways by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Oct 2022
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Hawks looks up to give Fumikage a mischievous grin. “Co-mentoring, duh. I can’t wait to see you play senpai to whoever we end up with.”
The very idea makes a shudder run down Fumikage’s spine. “Absolutely not. I refuse to adopt any underclassmen.”
(wherein Tokoyami is a year above Class 1-A.)
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08 May 2025
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When it ended, Harry loved Teddy more than he ever loved anything or anyone.
Take that, Harry thought spitefully, though he didn’t know, exactly, who it was directed toward.
OR: Twelve times Harry chooses his godson and chooses to live, too.Bookmarked by lexagon
04 May 2025
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The Art of Drowning by seyalore
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 May 2022
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Denki knows full well that there’s never really been a question needed as to whether the mer exist. They ‘exist’ to humanity these days in the same way the true fae and titans do: in fossils and relics, and stories from an age when magic held the world carefully in its palms and instilled new wonders with every gentle whisper.
It’s not like magic is gone— far from it. But the creatures that breathed magic, bled it, held together by miracles and timelessness and enigma… well, they’re another story.
Which is why he’s having a hard time comprehending the visual feed from his sea rover.
(Or: Kaminari Denki saves a siren and ends up in over his head.)
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07 Feb 2025
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When Hari Potter is seven years old, the kid from Number 3 Privet Drive is caught with a secret pet snake that sends his mother into a fury. She is incensed by the abomination that he’s hidden in her home for so long, and she promptly releases the beast outside. Hari is outside pruning Aunt Petunia’s rose bushes when this occurs, sweating and half-delirious underneath the sweltering summer sun. He, understandably, thinks that he's hallucinating when a snake comes up to him and starts talking.
This young ball python has felt the call of a speaker’s magic ever since she was brought to Little Whinging. The second that she is freed, she seeks out the young speaker with magic that warms her to her bones, and she refuses to be separated from him no matter what.
She is the first serpent to claim Hari Potter as her own, but she is not the last. And a Hari Potter that is raised by snakes is a very different Hari Potter indeed.
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where did you go? (i should know) by gcldvving
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
12 Dec 2022
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Contrary to popular belief, Damian Wayne was keenly aware of all of his flaws. His entire life had been about improving, about becoming the best version of himself possible, and how could he possibly do that without meticulously recording, indexing, and attempting to correct every single one of his weaknesses?
Not all flaws, however, were so easy to fix. Frankly, he wasn’t even sure if they could be fixed.
or: the irrational rationalizations of a deeply traumatized fourteen-year-old child soldier, and the secret that just might crumble his ramshackle psyche for good