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WORK WANTED: Partner For Hire. Tall, lanky ginger of arguable gender available to be your significant other to keep pesky relatives, nosy coworkers, or well-meaning friends at bay. Able to be as annoying or as polite as you like. Causing a fight over Christmas dinner with your odd, bigoted uncle/aunt/cousin will require an extra £200 up front. £50 for the first hour, negotiable otherwise. Ciao.
It isn't the sort of advertisement Aziraphale usually paid any attention to, but desperate times do indeed call for desperate measures.
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23 Sep 2025
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Crowley is full of a Feeling that he just can’t get rid of, no matter how he acts out. When Aziraphale finally corners him, the answer—and how to deal with it—becomes obvious.
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15 Sep 2025
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Naked Man Friend by GroovyNightStrawberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale had clear expectations for his holiday in France: quiet, solitude, crêpes.
He wasn't planning on a holiday fling, and he certainly wasn't expecting to fall in love.
Funny old world, isn't it?
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26 Aug 2025
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Your Gate Opens From Within by LadyZoisite for MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good - Fandom
12 Jul 2025
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In a certain Garden, there lived a guardian.
This is a story of the Guardian, his demon, and his Gate.- Language:
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15 Jul 2025
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Naked Neighbour by victims-of-love (toshifee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale has an excellent view on his neighbour Crowley's balcony.
What happens when he sees him tanning outside?- Language:
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08 Jul 2025