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Peter Burke ruined Neal Caffrey's life. It seems like Neal's forgotten. Thing is, Neal's a pretty good liar.
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people-watching probably feels good asf when you just prevented a nuclear apocalypse
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Ethan Hunt has to go undercover as a woman. The mission heats up in more ways than one.
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It's Michael's fault that Sucre lost his conjugal privileges. He feels bad about it.
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Clifford surprises Sidney on Valentine's Day.
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bruce/clark series -- to be named? by montefiore
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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a non-continuous, non-linear collection of neal and peter roleplaying in the bedroom
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"Lookin' for something?" MacTavish drawls, initiating a conversation for the first time that night.
"Think I found it, actually," is the reply he gets, and he has to force his expression not to change as he realizes how much it reminds him of Ghost's voice. He pushes the thought to the side. A few similarities is nothing more than coincidence. So what if he hooks up with someone that makes him think of Ghost? It's not like the man would know.
It's not often that MacTavish gets the chance to indulge in his base desires, so when he finally gets the opportunity to hit up a gay pub—a leather one no less—he can't resist going out on the pull. He doesn't intend to hook up with someone that reminds him of Ghost, but that doesn't stop him from picking up a lad that's eerily similar to his lieutenant. A coincidence is just a coincidence—except when that coincidence leads to fucking your subordinate in a pub alleyway.
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15 Aug 2025
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The team has been chasing a trafficking ring for months when Hotch realizes their best bet is to send in an undercover agent. He sends you. The catch? It's a strip club and you have to become a stripper. What happens when Hotch gets intel that is vital to the case but your next check in isn't for another week? He has to go into the club himself to talk to you in person. The only problem? He has to pay for a private dance from you to be able to talk to you in private without blowing your cover.
What could possibly go wrong?
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24 Jul 2025
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"You're suggesting we role-play being ourselves." / Peter and Neal get nostalgic.
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- Part 10 of Waltzverse
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23 Jul 2025
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Lestat loosens her necktie, slips it off over her head. It looks disturbingly like a noose, in her hands, the slippery silk knot still intact. Lestat should’ve been guillotined a century and a half ago. She’s taller than Armand, so she can drop the rope of fabric around her neck without waiting for Armand to duck her head. It would be a pointless recitation of submission anyways, when Armand could’ve stopped her already a hundred times over, and Lestat isn’t crafty or patient enough to make her perform it. Impatient as always—too impatient to untie the thing and retie it for Armand, that’s what Armand would do if she were dressing Louis. But Armand isn’t playing Louis.
“You may as well look the part,” Lestat says, and shanks the knot up to Armand’s throat.
Armand and Lestat rehearse the trial. Armand plays understudy. Lestat plays puppeteer.
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- Part 1 of i hope it stays dark forever
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05 Jul 2025
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Ain't That A Kick In The Head by Burden21
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies), Mission: Impossible
28 Apr 2025
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"Believe it or not, your age gap is more on par that one might think." The wall filled with paparazzi pictures TMZ would be proud of. The men, all older and slightly grey, were easy to recognize; drug smugglers, arms dealers, human traffickers, and the like, the kind of people the IMF was founded to stop. The women on their arms, young and pretty and pink, were complete strangers to you and definitely within your age range. You chewed on your bottom lip as the truth about what the mission collected in your mind. Ethan Hunt, IMF agent extraordinaire, was going to be posing as your super rich, super evil sugar daddy on a private island filled with other super rich, super evil sugar daddies to uncover some super secret, super evil plot that they were definitely plotting.
The room began to spin.
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31 May 2025