n0t1ntheR3alw0rld
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- Warriors - Erin Hunter (1)
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i hate ai, so here's some absolute garbage for it to scrape. I have privated all my fics to user only, and this along with a few other garbage fics will be unprivated.
that being said, have fun reading.
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This is an A-Z list of all the dsmp duos, trios, squads, ect. That I know of. I created names for some as they don't have actual duo names. This is not an official guide and just something that might help you out with working on fanfiction and such.
Enjoy! :D
Credits to the reddit users who suggested names for the duos without them. The names Favorite Duo, and Furry Duo were not made by me.
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Icekit and her littermates, Frostkit and Sparrowkit, followed Willowpaw outside of Snowclan territory. An avalanche occured when Willowpaw was taking them back to the camp, and Willowpaw learns that not everyone is forgiving.
Or, I tried an OC story.
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- Part 1 of Icy Flames
- Part 1 of Series I: Frosted Trees
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Dsmp ideas I want to write but don't have the time for, aka ideas for you guys to use by n0t1ntheR3alw0rld
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Sep 2023
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If you use any of these please credit me
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The grief of cats, the vengeance of some, and cold, black, hearts.
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Any Other Situation by EzreaDiesAtDawn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Jul 2025
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“Theseus! Give yourself up, you’re surrounded!” The man bellowed, silhouetted against the sky, vomit green cape fluttering obnoxiously in the cool evening wind.
Tommy, standing on the opposite rooftop, snorted disdainfully. Heroes were always so fucking pretentious. He was ‘surrounded’ apparently. Yeah, sure. It was only Dolos and his timid sidekick. Granted, they were annoying, and Tommy would really rather not get involved in Dolos if he could avoid the man, but he was easy enough to get away from when it came down to it.
Named aptly after the god of trickery and deception, Dolos’ power was the irritating ability to create illusions. On top of that, the guy had super speed. And he was a bitch.
Really, that was at least 3 strikes.
I DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT. FUCK HIM. SHUBBLE SUPPORT!
OR — Y’know those huge inflatable wiggly men? The ones that are much larger than they have any right to be, bend in ways that are simultaneously exactly what you’d expect and you had no idea were even possible, and are weirdly unsettling (yet fun) to watch unfold? Yeah. This is like the fic equivalent of that.
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- Part 1 of Many Other Situations
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Bookmarked by n0t1ntheR3alw0rld
05 Sep 2025
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People had called him many things throughout his life; thief, scum of the earth, a useless little piece of shit-
Those were the words of stupid men.
Tommy is Borrower; the greatest, most magnificent supervillain in L'manberg, who is running the whole city, hell- the whole country amok with his glorious powers!
Tommy is also number eleven on the most wanted villain list. Which needs to be updated, immediately.
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Or; Tommy is a villain called Borrower who can steal powers for a limited amount of time. This is his journey through becoming the number one villain, finding himself a family, defeating a brainwashing Egg, and overthrowing a corrupt Government for one of his acquaintances, while also running the adored Waffle House of the city at sixteen years old.Not in that order.
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- Part 1 of Pantomime Villain Series
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Bookmarked by n0t1ntheR3alw0rld
05 Sep 2025
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Ironvine by Bluee_Flowerr, Dave4312
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Aug 2025
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"I stole your brother’s crown," Tommy spat, his breath ragged. "I tried to steal your mother’s necklace. I cursed you out. I ran away—over and over again." His voice cracked, frustration spilling into something almost desperate. "So why the hell would you fucking care?"
Technoblade tilted his head, considering. Silence stretched between them. Then, with the certainty of someone stating a fact as simple as the sky being blue, he answered.
"You shine like the sun."
Tommy blinked. He let out a short, incredulous laugh—half-broken, half-breathless. "I’m literally the worst fucking person you could pick to care about."
"And yet, I do."
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Tommy is the lost prince, kidnapped at 5 and left at 10. But he's a menace and decides it's a smart idea to steal a crown from the royal family.
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Bookmarked by n0t1ntheR3alw0rld
05 Sep 2025
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Shadow Milk Cookie takes some time to reflect on his feelings after his defeat. Did he truly just want the Soul Jam from Pure Vanilla Cookie, or was there something more..?
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it’s fun to be in other people's businesses (if you're there too) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
12 Nov 2024
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SpokeIsHere: heyyyyyy guys so i didnt mean to take sicology as an elective but now im in the class and i know im going to bomb it like hell
SpokeIsHere: but u guys are all in the class too!!! so!!!
Reddoons: bro said sicology
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Ash and Red may not be doing any better in their Psychology Class than their friends, but they sure are good at snooping through other people's businesses!
As the two attempt to balance their psych homework, trying to find out who their friends are crushing on, AND the stupid group chat Spoke created throughout the new school year, Ash and Red become closer than either would have ever expected.
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a silly lifesteal chatfic
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Bookmarked by n0t1ntheR3alw0rld
30 Aug 2024
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thot spoke or gay minute