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    "And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
    He tends to get carried away with his projects."

    Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
    Originally posted on detective-pony.

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    25 Jul 2023

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    three kids from vastly different parts of the continental united states argue over what to call a soft drink.

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    31 Jan 2023

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    For the first thirteen years of your life, you lived alone on a concrete island in the remains of a post-intergalactic war Earth.

    For the past three years of your life, you have lived inside a pair of glasses.

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    15 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.

    BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.

    TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.

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    15 Aug 2022