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    The Dwarves are returning to Erebor reclaimed, and the elves uphold their promise to safeguard the caravans as they pass through Mirkwood.

    One particular Dwarf has wit and spark enough to match Legolas Greenleaf - perhaps even outmatch him.

    It's hate at first sight.

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    21 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Boromir has been trained in stewardship of a city at war. He knows how to set guard shifts, how to break through enemy lines, the weak points of a warg. From here to Rivendell, he knows his land, even the crumbling walls of Osgiliath.
    He does not know what flowers are in season, what sweetmeats and breads are acceptable, which wings to open for the elves and the dwarves. He does not know what to do about the fact that he’s offered to teach Aragorn to dance.

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    08 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Do you need me to be gentle, Øystein?” Pelle asked in a tone that left Øystein wondering if it was a genuine offer. The blonde crawled onto the bed with him and slid between his thighs, ignoring the fact Øystein was still clothed. He placed himself there like he belonged, spreading his thighs to be the perfect space for him. He didn’t stop until he was pressed as close as he could manage, leaning over his body and trapping him down to the bed. “Does the idea of giving your virginity away frighten you? Do I need to be soft and sweet while I take it?” 

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    22 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    He has lost his empire, humiliated and exposed before them. Powerless.

    Why was Pelle doing this to him? Was this his goal? To embarrass him in front of the crowd? His fans. To make him look pathetic before a crowd of those who feared and respected him? He was completely at the mercy of the other. And he didn't know what to do...

    Orrr Euronymous gets boned on stage

    Deepest apologies for the weakness of my English once more.

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    22 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Pelle's eyes kept darting from his rustled, worn notebook and the scrawled handwriting on the pages to discreetly steal glimpses at Øystein. Frankly, he was pretty and there was no other way to put it.

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    28 Apr 2024