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Alessa Pantazis Black is the daughter of Sirius Black. After years of growing up as an orphan in America, she finds out her father is alive and a convicted murderer. She isn't convinced and sets out to find out the truth behind what actually happened and ends up in Hogwarts.Set during the Prisoner of Azkaban. Will she be able to prove his innocence? What happens if she succeeds?
I'll incorporate more humor as the story progresses. Won't be too angsty, I swear.
P. S. It will take a few chapters for some characters to show up in the story.
*BEING REWRITTEN*
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- Part 1 of Miss Black Takes Hogwarts
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"Expelliarmus!" He couldn't believe himself. He'd followed Malfoy in here, thinking about using the worst spells he could muster up on the blonde, but a single moment seemed to have changed his mind without his permission.
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Or the one where Harry stops for a moment before barging into Moaning Myrtle'a bathroom after Draco and it changes everything for the better.
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In Tim’s haze of fire, he ends up with a thought that turns everything into ice.
It’s been a year since he came back with Bruce and he never got an apology.
So Tim walks up to his older brother who’s now taken a step backward with slightly widened eyes at the smile- the cold and very wide grin that’s taken place on Tim’s face very quickly, very suddenly -and he walks straight up to the man in front of him, puts his hands on his shoulders, and knees him straight in the dick.
Casually stepping over his older brother practically crying on the edge of the platform, and ignoring the gobsmacked look shared among Tam, the security guards, and most of the press who caught it all on camera, he walks over to wooden stand with the microphone and begins nonchalantly talking about the unfortunate mistake made by someone he doesn't care about in a division that’s so unimportant he was literally thinking about shutting it down a few weeks ago.
The questions asked by the press weren’t on topic at all.
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- Part 5 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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Jason is both annoyed and weirdly flattered when the replacement turns up to ask him for help. He mentally rearranges his calendar so he can be free Wednesday evening and says, “No, fuck off, I have very important business going on.”
Tim eyes his 72” TV playing Japanese wrestling more judgmentally than it really deserves.
“Important crime things,” Jason emphasizes. “Make Wingdick do it.”Jason doesn't think much of it when Tim needs his help, or Damian moves in, or even when Dick turns up looking beat all to hell. But at some point he realizes that he might be the best option his brothers have to recover from the cycle of violence that Batman has set up, and all he can think is that things were much easier when he was the villain.
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Jason’s abrupt laugh breaks the stillness of the vicinity which is unfortunately followed by Damian sneering, “Oh please, Drake, anytime you speak I have to wonder if there’s any reason you still stick around-” but Jason just interrupts with, “Hey Tim what do you think of Damian?” with glee on his face.
Tim just tiredly stares at the wall before automatically, “I think he’s annoying, but I also think he’s really adorable when he’s playing with his animals or drawing and thinks he’s alone and acts like normal person instead of putting up a strong facade that he was forced to cultivate in such an abusive environment,” everyone stares at him for a second seconds in surprise and Damians specifically has wide eyes,
“Unfortunately, due to his maltreatment towards me, I end up with a lot of intrusive thoughts around him and now when I see him in the corner of my eye I get super angry and defensive due to paranoia he’ll try to kill me again. But then I think about how with one call I could accept Ra’s continual attempts to make me his Queen and then I would be his Grandmother and the idea of that really cracks me up.”
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- Part 14 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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Red Hood looks out for Crime Alley. Crime Alley looks out for Red Hood.
(A collection of snapshots.)
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Tim only realizes that he ended up in Crime Alley when he sees the streetlight glinting off the red helmet.
(Tim’s POV of Green-Eyed Monster.)
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