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Crowley didn’t want to unsnake. That posed a problem.
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- Part 5 of Snaking around
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Crowley was extremely fidgety. Aziraphale investigated as to why.
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- Part 3 of Snaking around
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Aziraphale had a more agreeable proposition on how to deal with Crowley’s chronic pain: an ice cold bath.
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- Part 4 of Snaking around
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Optimistic belief by sarcasticfirefighter for 50s_housewife_with_a_dark_secret
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2025
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It was another bad flare up, courtesy of his chronic pain. The solution seemed rather obvious, but not in Crowley’s books.
Aziraphale was on a mission to change his mind; always supporting his demon.
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- Part 2 of Snaking around
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Crowley was impossibly restless. Aziraphale followed the Clues, possibly finding a solution.
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- Part 1 of Snaking around
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Snaking around by sarcasticfirefighter
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 May 2025
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A collection of one-shots (loosely connected, but it’d be best to read all) focused on the topic of chronic pain while also from time to time acknowledging Crowley’s snake form, as that seemed to be a problem for him.
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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22 Sep 2025
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Welcome to The Elysian by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale is the night-shift receptionist at the once luxurious, now nearly abandoned Elysian Hotel.
Crowley is the most arrogant, rude, and unprofessional security guard Aziraphale has ever met.
Work is boring and endless—irritating and loathsome—until one frightful night, when Crowley calls Aziraphale to the basement:
Walking his rounds, he has stumbled upon something bizarre.
Something Aziraphale must see for himself.
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Bookmarked by sarcasticfirefighter
25 Sep 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley both write fanfiction. As it happens, they both write Good Omens fanfiction.
Of course, neither of them would ever admit this to the other.
(A love story told primarily in AO3 comments)
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Bookmarked by sarcasticfirefighter
25 Sep 2025
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Lucifer is lamenting not being able to figure out Alastor's end game at the hotel and gets far too drunk one night. During his blackout, he accidentally casts a truth spell over the entire hotel.
Unfortunately, he can't remember exactly how he phrased it, so the truth spell won't be reversed until he figures it out.Radioapple slow burn with a hint of mystery.
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Paging Doctor Fell by Puddinpocalypse (ValarMorghulis508), whatareyou42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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Doctor Aziraphale Fell is content with his life, his rewarding, though stressful job and the solitude in his off hours. He doesn’t realize just how much he’s been missing out on until an accidental meeting changes everything.
Anthony Crowley is still finding his footing, recently moved to a new country to help look after his nephew, Adam. Feeling a bit adrift after everything that’s gone wrong recently, are things finally looking up?
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- Part 1 of Dr. Fell's Emergency Department
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27 Apr 2025
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[Read last chapter.]