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If Edvard Munch's The Scream were about a rubber chicken



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    At the tail end of the 1700s, Aziraphale finds himself stuck in a small European country with an assignment to elevate its Emperor to sainthood. He’d rather see the man in a ditch than on iconography, but Gabriel loves humans who are basically him with a crown.
    Fortunately, Crowley soon appears as the Emperor’s tailor and distracts Aziraphale with presents (not courting!), outings (definitely not dates!), and a slew of new outfits for the angel (there’s a tape measure involved, so it’s okay if Crowley gets a bit handsy).

    All in all, things are going splendidly – except Gabriel keeps popping in, Crowley can’t use miracles, and for some godforsaken reason, Aziraphale can’t see the Emperor’s new clothes that the rest of the court won’t shut up about.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

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    25 Feb 2024

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    08 Jan 2024

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    Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.

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    27 Dec 2023

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?

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    04 Sep 2023