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Summary By Gregory Hirsch
(in the form of a voicemail left for, but never listened to, by his cousin, Roman Roy)Hey, bud. So. Haven’t chatted in a minute. Hope you’re not, like, dead. Like, hope you’re not a mummified corpse lying at the bottom of the basement stairs in your mansion. Blunt force trauma. Air conditioning obscuring the rate of decomp. Just another mysterious death in la-la land … Hollywood, US of A … That would be, like, unwelcome news, for sure.
Anyway, there comes a time in a man’s life when he begins to think of settlin’ down- putting away childish things and such. Not you. Me. I’m the, uh, man in question.
I've been dating this girl- Clarissa. And I am very pleased to announce that I, uh, Gregory Hirsch, have asked for ye fair lady’s hand in matrimony. I’m, you know, gettin’ hitched. This summer. In New Hampshire. Long story.
Just. I do have one thing, like, uh, a sort of caveat if you will. If you could possibly, like as a huge favor not ruin my wedding? That would be totally awesome and extremely, muchly appreciated.
Okay, bud. Catch you later. Invite’s incoming. Like, in the snail mail. So, um. [affects British accent] Cheerio, mate!
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As a fungus zombie apocalypse sweeps the nation, a self-sufficient prepper who's used to going it alone encounters a preposterous manchild who could really use some structure in his life. And he probably wouldn't turn his nose up at a decent glass of Beaujolais-Villages while he's at it.
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Please join me as I spin just a teensy bit more demented cotton candy out of poor Gerri and Roman. Pour yourself a generous martini, kick your nylon-stockinged feet up onto the coffee table, and imagine …
It’s New Years Eve, 2001. Gerri Kellman, Deputy General Counsel at Waystar, wife of Baird Kellman, and (generally speaking) fond mother of two, is on the cusp of making some extremely questionable personal decisions. Roman Roy, boy billionaire and ill-starred dilettante- well, he’s just along for the ride.
A disproportionately disgusting mess ensues. It’s completely nonsensical.
Bon appetoodles, my friends.
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Worst case scenarios are sad and bad. In this Royst case scenario, however, the Roy siblings are having trouble functionally coping in the winter following their father's death. Luckily, Gerri knows just what to do.
In this veritable catalogue of failRoy, Shiv releases an incredibly unsexy sex tape, Ken pulls a Ken, Connor Tom Cruises late night TV, and Roman? Well, Roman ends up in the clink. How's Gerri gonna sort out this mess and still make time to get hers?
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Some Kind of Happiness ... on the Subway by teddybearspicnic
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
13 Nov 2024
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Roman and Gerri talk some shit out on the subway, which is where all really important, high stakes relationship talks inevitably end up taking place.
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“What does that look like for me in a week? Three weeks? Six months? A year? Three years?”
Gerri is about to find out.
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02 May 2025
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you have to be a killer by allandmore99
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018), Murder on the Orient Express (1974)
19 Aug 2025
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The year is 1930. The Great Depression is in full swing, but you wouldn’t know it in the first-class saloons of transatlantic steamers or the dining car of luxury trains chugging their way across the Alps.
Samuel Portnoy Jr., who would never deign to be called anything other than just “Sam” —is only 33 years old but has blazed a trail across the world making a name for himself as the whizkid of detective work, the best thing since Sherlock Holmes. He was hoping to spend a few days of R&R in Istanbul, but circumstances land him in yet another complicated pickle.
(Succession x Murder on the Orient Express AU)
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23 Apr 2025
