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Invite Me If You Come by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2025
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Shen Qingqiu dipped two fingers into the porcelain jar, lifting a small, silken curl of pearl-white cream. He smoothed the cream over his cheeks and brow. It had always been a pleasant sensation, but this batch was... different. It melted into his complexion, leaving behind an airy freshness that sank in with almost decadent ease.
He summoned Luo Binghe.
"You procured this?" Shen Qingqiu asked, tapping the jar.
"Yes," Luo Binghe answered. "From the same apothecary as always. They mentioned a new refinement to the formula. A… secret ingredient."
OR SJ Kink Meme prompt: SJ, tired of bad products that promise to keep his skin soft and smooth, is tricked by his white lotus disciple LBH and now every night the brat cums on his face with the promise that semen brings beneficial effects on the skin
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Catch Me If You Can by tpfw01 for killalla
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2025
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Detective Yue Qi is a legend—the only man who can recover priceless treasures stolen by the elusive Master of Disguise, Qingqiu. Everyone wonders: how does he do it?
The truth is a secret he can never tell: a string of begrudging, clandestine favors negotiated with the infuriatingly sexy thief himself.
But as their encounters grow steamier, Yue Qi finds himself increasingly frustrated with the game… and the fact that he still doesn’t know Qingqiu’s real face.
Shen Jiu: Stupid Qi-ge! When will you realize it's me?!
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I'm a Great Scum Villain by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2025
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Shen Jiu was drawing his last breaths in the pot when a magpie appeared before him. Its feathers gleamed black and white, its eyes a sinister shade of red.
[Shen Qingqiu, we have been watching. Across all worlds, among all villains—you are the vilest. A scum villain without equal. The perfect candidate to become a Host. Will you accept?]
"Get lost," Shen Jiu rasped, spitting blood toward it. The magpie only flicked its wings, perching mockingly atop his head.
[Why not hear me out? What if I told you…you could return to the past? That you could have the power to rewrite it all?]
Shen Jiu's gaze drifted uncontrollably to Xuan Su's shards. If another chance truly existed, it would be a miracle. And even if this was a lie, what could be worse than this?
"…Fine. Do your worst. There’s nothing left for me here anyway."
OR Shen Jiu acquires a System and must enter various worlds as the designated scum villain. His task is only fulfilled upon his character's dramatic death, earning him points toward his ultimate wish. It was simple deal. Except…WHY are the protagonists all Luo Binghe??
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The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2025
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Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
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Trapped in The Past, Bound by Fate by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2025
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Shen Jiu, fleeing a burning manor, stumbles upon a lake deep within a dense forest. Disturbed by a strange reflection, he discovers a crystal orb beneath the water.
"Hey, kid!" A voice echoed from the orb, its tone smooth and commanding.
Shen Jiu glared at it. "Who the hell or what the hell are you?"
"Who the hell—rude child! Have you no manners?" the voice snapped back. "I am the Emperor of All Three Realms! The almighty, unquestionable, unstoppable Luo Binghe!"
"Uh-huh. Sure."
OR After centuries of searching, Luo Binghe finally found the Tianming Ling, a spiritual artifact with the power to reshape destinies. However, it traps him instead?? Now he must rely on a scrawny, beat-up kid to help set him free.
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Cumberplane Bros Oneshots by tpfw01
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Nov 2024
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Black Lotus Binghe Fics by tpfw01
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01 Feb 2024
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Path of Healing - Modern OG LBH and OG SQQ Fluff by tpfw01
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2023
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://ao3-rd-18.onrender.com/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://ao3-rd-18.onrender.com/works/49899721Series
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24 May 2025
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Mob and his future self switch places.
Confusion ensues.
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07 May 2025
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On his birthday, every year, Mob asks Reigen for a kiss. He doesn't always get what he wants.
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07 May 2025
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Your DATE NIGHT Is in Another Dungeon! by aibari for tshirt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2025
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You are NING YINGYING and you are VERY FRUSTRATED!
[It’s a fic! It’s a solo journaling game! It’s both of those things, plus another three game variations if you want to play it with more people.]
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This whole fic was an old twitter thread of mine following the self prompt that I had:
Morty making Rick promise not to ever interfere with his aging, and Rick agreeing because he respects Morty's wishes to experience life as it is, unlike him whose immortality has made his life meaningless.
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03 Apr 2025