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    Peter didn't plan any of this. He didn't plan to fall into the arc reactor holding a mysterious, glowing metal ball he grabbed off an alien. He didn't plan to wake up screaming and in pain outside of a strange city. He didn't plan to go to Gotham, New Jersey.

    He might not have planned it, but he's here now. Now Peter needs to find a way home with no ID, no money, and seemingly no way to contact Doctor Strange or anyone else back home for help. But perhaps the wheelchair-bound librarian, a dangerous man with probable ties to crime, and a young genius can help him figure out how to get home.

    That is if Spider-man can get on the good side of the local Bats.

    Updates on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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    17 Aug 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    Mark held a crying Oliver in his arms, close to his chest. He was whispering soothing words, well they would be soothing if Oliver would stop crying.

    Huddled up in a corner of an abandoned building, Mark tried to get his wits about him.

    “Welcome to Gotham, Invincible. You’ll enjoy your stay.” Was the last Angstrom said to him, before the portal closed, separating Mark and Oliver from their injured mom.

    What the hell even is Gotham?

     

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    Seen so many Peter Parker and Danny Phantom crossovers with Batfam and yet there is barely any with invincible so I’m doing God’s work

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    20 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Rex-Splode is probably the most condescending, asinine, person you have ever met. He has made your life nothing but harder. So you quit. The Guardians of the Globe? What a joke. You are surrounded by assholes. Rex-Splode being the biggest of them all. Except, now he keeps trying to call you. And there's a knock at the door.

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    31 May 2025

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    You stumble back, heart slamming against your ribs. This isn’t possible. You went to sleep in your own world. You remember it clearly—watching Invincible for the millionth time, reading fanfics until your eyes burned, then passing out with your phone still clutched in your hand.

    And now?

    Now, you’re here.

    AKA: You get dropped into the invincible universe and find yourself in the role of Amber Bennett. But you're not Amber. Plus you're down bad as hell for Mark in the real world. You get to live out your fantasy here. Lucky you.

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    24 May 2025