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“Well,” Mira starts descriptively, “You were wearing the tank top.”
Rumi’s eyes are filling with tears, and Zoey grabs one of her hands, shooting a glare at Mira that says, ‘Get to the point.’
“And it was really hot.”
“I know it was,” Rumi says, burying her face in the pillow again. “That’s why I was wearing the tank top.”
Mira smacks her forehead. “Not the weather, Rumi. You looked hot.”
Rumi’s tears stop, but she just looks like they told her she had grown another head. “What?”
Zoey sighs, taking the conversation into her own hands. “You’ve never worn anything that low-cut. Your patterns were out, and it was hot. So we…”
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harry lives with remus and sirius and decides to go to the attic to look through their old stuff. there are some old surprises waiting for him up there.
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if you think i’m pretty (lay your hands on me) by we_have_no_bananas_today
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2024
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essentially just james and regulus being horny and sirius finding out about that. but make it in a band.
this was NOT my idea!! all credits for literally everything except for typing things go to pili (@error241.pilinotfound) on tiktok!! she gave me brainrot :) -
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loretta harrington isn’t stupid. well, she is. but at least she’s happy, right?
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max wants to see. she wants to live. lucas is always there with her, and she wants him to live, too.
max’s thoughts while in her coma.
(tw for implied self harm)
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Rumi hadn’t meant to cause such a scene. She just wasn’t thinking straight.
Celine had told her Zoey and Mira would kill her if they found out what she was, and Rumi had come to the conclusion that she was probably right.
Her plan, as tenuous a description as that word was, was to cut the patterns out. If she could cut out the parts of her that made her dangerous, that made her less than human, that made her so unloveable, maybe she’d stop feeling so fucking guilty every time Mira or Zoey opened up to her.
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They loved each other from the start, but it just wasn't that simple.
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- Part 4 of Putting polytrix in the blender
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27 Sep 2025
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“Mi-yeong once looked me dead in the eye and asked—’if your life is just so unbearable, why don’t you end it?’” Celine chuckles, raising the glass of whiskey to her lips.
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- Part 1 of WetCat!Celine
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21 Aug 2025
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Mira asks, “So, what, we just pretend ‘polytrix’ isn’t top one on the global trending list right now?”
“It’s—” Rumi physically freezes. It looks like it takes her a moment to compute what Mira had said, then she finishes stiffly, “It’s what?”
Mira’s never been one to lie; and, lo and behold, hashtag polytrix was indeed pressed up as number one on the social media app they’re staring at. Zoey glances down at the related hashtags trending with it: #ITSREAL #POLYTRIXONTOP #RUMIONBOTTOM #HUNTR/XGIRLS #TOTHEGAYWORLD
Or, Mira, Rumi, and Zoey get caught in the middle of their fans' shipping war—but maybe one ship in particular has more substance than the others.
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Let me sit down for dinner with my dead lover again, For this is the last dream I ever want to have by a_bird_who_is_like_no_other
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
28 Jun 2025
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"So we could all do our duty! We could all be strong. Be together!”
Rumi is begging.
Rumi is begging and Mira had wanted to be just that, be together, up until five minutes ago – her and Zoey had talked about it in detail, how both of their heart were beating for two people, how easy it had been to fall in love with their leader, how they wanted to try and be more, once they had restored the Golden Honmoon.
But Rumi lied to them.
And Mira finds she doesn’t want her anymore, not right now.
(She doesn’t know, not yet, what she will lose. Destiny laughs into her ears and it is the sound of someone gone mad.)
(They find her in the dirt by the tree, cold and pale and covered in blood.)
– .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳. –
(or: Celine does as Rumi begs her to. Grabs the sword and puts down the feral dog kneeling at her feet. There really isn't much more to say.)
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27 Jul 2025
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don’t read unless you want to cry
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I'd sooner die than bury you (grieving, grieving, constantly grieving) by ILovedHerAndSometimesSheLovedMeToo
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
17 Jul 2025
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This is what Rumi knows to be true: Zoey and Mira don’t want her.
Zoey and Mira don’t want her, and she does not want herself, and so she goes to the only other person who might.
(She always found herself jealous of euthanized dogs)
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As Zoey and Mira walk towards their impending doom, into Gwi-Ma's gaping maw, the entire world waits with bated breath for a hero. For someone to come with a song, a light in the dark, to save the day. But, no one does. And as destiny falls apart and fate screams in disapproval, the Honmoon reaches out to fix a cosmic error. Again, and again. No matter how many times it takes.
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