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Self-Portrait of God (Disambiguation) by colgatecunt, whatnameshallitake
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jul 2025
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The Sinister History of Viktor Černý’s "Self-Portrait of God"
Runeterra Unsolved
Posted a week ago
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Supernatural (35 Episodes):
Jinx and Ekko revisit the sinister and deadly history of Viktor Černý’s cursed painting, "Self-Portrait of God".
Disclaimer: The video will NOT be showing said painting. For any information on the still missing painting, please contact the Zaun Institute of Art zauninstituteofart.gov.zaunVideo Transcript:
The most recent, and perhaps the most bizarre, is the case of Jayce Talis. On the 29th of December, 2024, Piltover Emergency Services received a distressed call about a PhD student who was found unresponsive, crying and staring into nothing in front of his computer at home.Jinx: Do you think the porn was that good? [wheeze]
Ekko: Oh my god, we’re gonna get demonetized again.
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The Paradox of Trust by I_daydream_even_at_night
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky, aka Shang Qinghua, demonic omega princess, knows one thing for sure: staying far, far away from the plot is the key to survival. Dying at Mobei-Jun’s hands is not on his bucket list! So, when he’s suddenly forced into a betrothal with his favorite OC, he does the only logical thing: he says Nope! and bolts to the human realm, disguising himself as a rogue cultivator.
But, of course, fate has a wicked sense of humor. In his desperate attempt to escape the man of his (not so secret) fantasies, he ends up getting tangled with a mysterious human stranger who looks suspiciously like Mobei-Jun.
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30 Jul 2025
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System Override by Zizzani
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Apr 2022
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Sqh accidentally unlocks edit mode in his world-sized word doc and proceeds to do almost nothing with it. Almost.
(8 parts planned in total for the series.)
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28 Jul 2025
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Born To Die by CrimsonRainSoughtWriter
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2025
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The Demonic Emperor Luo Binghe has been in a state of severe unrest after visiting the world where he is supposedly married to his Shizun and lives a far simpler but happier life. Fuelled with outrage at the injustice of never having a loving Shizun and further disoriented by his demonic sword Xin Mo, he suffers from a severe qi deviation that ends up taking his life.
After waking up in a small town in a body he is not familiar with, Luo Binghe finds himself facing his dead Shizun in the form of a beggar child. This, he feels, is a chance for him to set things right. This, he knows, is how he will get a loving Shizun.
But determination is not all that he needs now. After all, his life might be new, but the past is always peering down at his present from his shoulders.
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- Part 1 of BTDverse
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12 Jul 2025
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Dark Clouds by Invidia_Envy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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As it goes, eyes are the most sinful sense. Next is mouth which spouted out many insults and abuse.
How different would it be if only Shen Jiu never saw Luo Binghe? Never get to project his envy and hatred after what he had seen?
In which, Shen Jiu was blind.
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06 Jul 2025
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Beauty and the Beast by yourheartsdesire
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2020
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Shen Yuan, a teacher at the Magical Institution, was obsessed with his research on long-lost cultivation methods. While searching for an ancient rune at an abandoned ruin he discovers more than what he came for.
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01 Jul 2025