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“Zhongli, why did you do this to me?” Venti whined, hanging his head over the toilet as Zhongli worked on pinning his braids back. “I knew this baby would be a freak of nature! What were we thinking? An elemental being and some dragon-qilin thing making a baby? Who does that?”
Or: Venti is very pregnant and Zhongli is very, very stressed about it. Will their relationship survive all the hormonal ups and downs?
Sequel to Waiting for You, but can generally be read as stand-alone other than the prologue!
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- Part 2 of Waiting for You + Sequel
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Venti is having problems with his Heat, but he doesn't let that stop him from visiting an old friend.
Or: zhongven have been in love with each other for a long time and they finally fuck. oh and it's a/b/o and over 20k words for some reason. local author is sort of embarrassed about this self-indulgent mess.
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- Part 1 of Waiting for You + Sequel
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To The Heavens You Will Never Fly by whyamiheresqueegie (whyamiherehotdiggitydog)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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The light in Jean’s eyes was bothersome—usually the Knights of Favonious Headquarters was shaded at this time of day by the statue, by…
…by Barbatos’ wings.
Or, Celestia allows Barbatos to live after the Calamity, at the cost of his very identity. Venti’s wings are amputated, and Celestia won’t let anyone forget it.
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Barbatos tugs on one braid. “I just have needs, you know, and I think you do too. Since we’re archons, I thought perhaps both of our instincts to submit and dominate wouldn’t be truly satisfied unless we were to do something… extreme.”
In the heat of the Archon War, Barbatos is overwhelmed with unwelcome omega instincts, and he's tired of fighting them. His solution, with the help of Morax: push himself to his limits. With a powerful alpha god agreeing to battle him, how long can he hold off the need to submit? How long until Morax catches him?
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A Marriage for Freedom by whyamiherehotdiggitydog
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Dec 2024
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“You’re my husband now, and you vowed to care for me. You married a Mondstadter, so now you need to fight for my nation like it’s your own. And in exchange, I will fulfill my vows, too. I’ll be your husband, I’ll devote myself to it.”
Morax is silent for a long moment, processing his words. “This is indeed unexpected.”
Or: They say Morax is a ruthless emperor ever since his army conquered Mondstadt. That's why Decarabian believes that marrying off one of the last remaining rebels to him is a fitting punishment. Yet Venti finds his new husband to be an unexpectedly reasonable man, who might just be willing to give him a taste of freedom.
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Waiting for You + Sequel by whyamiherehotdiggitydog
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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T4T Venlumi by whyamihere by whyamiherehotdiggitydog
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Apr 2024
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Past and Present + extra by whyamiherehotdiggitydog
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jun 2023
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your finger on my tongue ('cause i like the taste) by LucidDreamLight
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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Venti’s mouth always needed something to do.
Sing, talk, smile, pout, laugh. Suck cock.
A restless thing, his mouth was. Utterly incapable of stillness. It was how he charmed patrons into buying him drinks, how he teased away Diluc’s bouts of brooding, how he kept himself from succumbing to loneliness when he feels so alone sometimes.
If his lips were busy, his mind could keep pretending.
Venti's oral fixation, expanded.
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- Part 4 of in the jaws of wolves, my little lamb
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04 Oct 2025
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“I’m afraid too,” the bard adds, bashfully, slowing down as they steadily reach their destination. “This.” He rubs his chest, over his heart. “I don’t always understand this.”
“No?”
“No. It’s overwhelming. I’m confused. I don’t know what to make of it.”
A small frown pulls down Venti’s lips. Before he could comment, however, the bard beat him to it: “But I love it. So, so much.”
For the hundredth time today, Mondstadt's new god holds his friend's hand and reflects.
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22 Sep 2025
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Barbatos was not his god, nor did he serve any god. So this should never count as blasphemy.
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22 Sep 2025
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To Sing a Song of Freedom by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Sep 2025
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An attempt to thwart a mysterious stalker trailing after Venti ends far worse than Kaeya ever would have expected.
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- 8/8
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11 Sep 2025
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Dear God (take his kiss right out of my brain) by LucidDreamLight
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Aug 2025
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When Jean left, Diluc sank into his chair, exhaustion and an odd sense of suffering settling into his bones.
He could already see the letter the maid would write to her parents in Fontaine, who would tell their friends, and soon the rumor would spread to every salon in the Court of Fontaine, and to the rest of Teyvat: Diluc Ragnvindr, the Uncrowned King of Mondstadt, was a predator of the most despicable kind.
By the Seven.
In which Diluc gets accused of being a predator, fires someone, and accidentally reveals his relationship with Barbatos — all in that order.
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- Part 1 of in the jaws of wolves, my little lamb
Bookmarked by whyamiherehotdiggitydog
29 Aug 2025