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    Somehow Percy ended up in a modern, political intrigue movie full of war crimes. Also known as Disney’s Descendants (2015).

    “Prince Ben invited some of the children of villains off of the isle to attend school here, with us.”

    “The isle?”

    “The Isle of the Lost. It functions as a prison for the villains. King Beast sent them there twenty-ish years ago. They can’t get in or out. Not that anyone wants to go in. It keeps us all safe.”

    “And the kids are stuck on this isle, too?” Astern nodded, looking like he was about to say something else, but Percy stopped him before he could, “isn’t that, like, a war crime?”

    Percy wasn’t actually that familiar with what constituted a war crime, but it certainly sounded like one. Although, fuck, this place apparently didn’t have a Long Island. What made him think they had a Geneva? Or a World War II? Though the gods did still exist here so—

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Genuinely so funny, especially since PJO is part of the Disney verse now

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    He clicks on Gotham Wikipedia with bated breath. And it doesn’t take long for Peter to figure out just how bad the situation is. Gotham isn’t just a city, it’s apparently a hellhole. What kind of villain playground is this world running? How could anyone let it get this bad? Where is the government? Where are the heroes?

    Peter’s heart swells at the thought. He needs heroes! They’ll be able to help him! The first thing that pops up is a website- JusticeLeague.Org.
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    Peter, like any 14 year old superhero, really wants to catch a break. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special. Well, only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. And his extensive track record of running away and deaths in his life. And that his foster-dad is Tony Stark. And that his mentors are the Avengers. And the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of different superheroes that keep stalking him.

    He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    Harry's life post final battle isn't what he expected it would be, and then he dies, just like that.

    He gets a second chance but forgets to read the fine-print, and ends up somewhere in the distant past while his body suddenly looks quite differently.

    Now he's stuck as a teenager attending Hogwarts again, where he encounters an old enemy, and surprise, it's not Tom Riddle. All Harry has to do now is survive long enough to build a life for himself that's actually worth living.

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    01 Sep 2022

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    After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.

    [A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]

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    06 Feb 2024