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    After the destruction of the second Death Star and the death of Darth Vader, Luke struggles to accept the loss of his father and decides that, instead of trying to emulate the Jedi of old, he'll contribute to the galaxy by becoming a vigilante bounty-hunter.

    Problem: he knows nothing of bounty hunting. Solution: Anakin Skywalker, just returned to the Light, is a most helpful Force-ghost who suggests his son to look for Boba Fett, best bounty-hunter in the galaxy.

    Fortunately for Luke, Boba is too good to die in the Sarlacc pit.

     

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Billa Baggins happens across a young dwarf lost in the Shire. He promises to one day return and marry her. Billa never thought that the promise made by a child would be taken so seriously!

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    14 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
    Quality: 2.0 Difficulty: 1.0
    Would Take Again: No
    Grade: A
    Excuse me? Why did you have my review taken down? I haven’t gone against any rules. Please check the guidelines of this website before incorrectly reporting someone else’s review.

    LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
    Quality: 5.0 Difficulty: 1.0
    Would Take Again: Yes
    Grade: A+
    I reported you cause you’re annoying

    Light Yagami takes his reviews on Rate My Professor very seriously. In an entirely unexpected and demented progression of events, Light spends an absurd amount of time and effort arguing with the most aggravating stranger of all time on this website. He will not sink to the level of this person and post multiple reviews or spam the page, because he respects the rules of Rate My Professor. He does not respect this stranger, because this stranger does not respect the rules of Rate My Professor.

    Light Yagami thinks about murdering this stranger. He thinks of nothing other than this stranger. It is not funny. This is a serious thing. He has never been more irritated in his life. He may do something violent.

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    01 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    “Maes.” Maes knew that it wasn’t a trick of his mind that Roy’s voice had dropped a register, almost like a warning. “What are you doing?”

    Maes’s grip on the payphone was so hard that his knuckles were turning white. “Depends on what you want me to be doing,” he said, forcing his voice steady.

    I want you to tell me,” replied Roy.

    Maes elicited a wan laugh. “Preferably,” he said, “I’m flirting with you.”
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    Maes makes a phone call to his best friend while drunk on a Friday night. Nothing of note happens.

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    06 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Being an Abyss Watcher, the strongest one- the only one still 'alive' that wasn't corrupted by the Abyss, in fact-wasn't easy. Ceowulf could attest to this.

    It gets slightly harder when the most recent challenger- Raphael, the Ashen One, the Unkindled Mercenary- has something OTHER than murder on his mind.

    Ceowulf needs a vacation, and possibly a hug.

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    04 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Authors note at the end was so me.