18 Works by wtfrenchtoast
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ain’t it warming you, the world going up in flames by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
03 May 2020
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“Peter really likes you,” Steve says quietly. “Just thought you should know.”
“Um, I really like him too,” you reply quickly. “I do. I wouldn’t let just anyone do to me what...what he was doing.” Immediately after the words leave your mouth you wish you could yank them back in. You’re blushing furiously but the car is dark, so hopefully you’re the only one who notices.
You catch Steve’s half-smile in the passing streetlights. “It’s alright. Peter’s a good kid, I trust him.” Which isn’t really what you were saying, but then his next words are, “You’re a beautiful girl, sweetheart. Stunning, really.” His eyes travel down your body, just once. “Pete’s a lucky boy. If Bucky and I were closer to your age, we’d both be fighting him for your attention.”
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Steve and Bucky take a particular interest in their foster son, Peter's, new girlfriend.
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[Podfic] Goodbye Vintage RCA Remote by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Aug 2019
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So, you were visited by another you from another dimension. Walk it off.
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- Part 3 of [Podfic] Dishonor
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[Podfic] Not Another Supersoldier Fantasy by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Aug 2019
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Bucky finds a popular sex toy modeled on Captain America's own anatomy. Well, isn't this just perfect? Because even after all this time, he still hasn’t seen Steve’s supersoldier cock. But apparently in this day and age anyone with $29.95 can get a decent replica. The unfairness of this is of galactic proportions.
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[Podfic] That is Not a Cow by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 Aug 2019
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Steve crouched down again, slowly, so he was on the same level as Bucky. “You remember me?” he asked desperately.
Bucky looked down at the portal remote Steve still held, then narrowed his eyes when he met Steve’s. “You let some yahoo experiment on you again, didn’t you? Some mad scientist said, ‘hold my beer,’ and you pushed the button, right?”
Podfic of the sequel to mandarou's Dishonor on Your Cow
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] Dishonor
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“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,” Peggy says, “These are the times that try men’s souls.”
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[Podfic] Dishonor on Your Cow by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Apr 2019
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“Sergeant Barnes?”
“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.
“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”
Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.
“I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”
“Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.
Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.
“I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.
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Podfic of mandarou's amazing Dishonor on Your Cow
**Update - I fixed an issue with Chapter 18 where the audio was all screwy, so if you downloaded that chapter, it's fixed now!
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] Dishonor
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Be My Baby by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Dec 2018
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“Hi, everybody, this is your Cousin Brucie. Whoa! Our summer romances are in full bloom, and everybody, but everybody's in love. So cousins, here's a great song from The Four Seasons.”
That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Stevie and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Phillips’.
Hopelessly enamored with the resort's smoking hot dance instructor, eighteen-year-old Steve Rogers finds himself in way over his head.
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The Florence Nightingale Effect by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 May 2018
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“I know what hypothermia is,” Steve bristled as he pulled the electric blanket tighter around his slight shoulders.
“Yes. Yes, you do. You know what it is because you went out for a six-hour stroll through Midtown, on the coldest night of the year, without a coat on. Without. A. Coat.” Bucky really, really wanted the satisfaction of letting him sit there and try to decide which part of this decision was actually the dumbest.
“I didn’t start out without a coat,” Steve argued.
“What, so you were out and about and thought that the negative-twenty-five wind chill was balmy enough for short sleeves? The mayor was crying wolf when he declared a State of Emergency for the whole damn city?”
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Or, the Nurse!Bucky/reckless art student!Steve AU where at least Bucky gets paid to take care of Steve's self-sacrificing ass.
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I thought of angels choking on their halos by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
31 Dec 2015
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When Steve whirled around his eyes were blazing. "Bucky," he hissed, ears already burning scarlet, "this better be some kinda joke, because if you actually invited this-this nice, um, young lady to...to-"
"Ssssshh!" Bucky glared sternly at Steve's outraged face, which only served to incense him further. "She'll hear you."
His pale blue eyes nearly bulged out of his head. "Hear me? Hear me? That's what you're worried about? You hire a-a working girl, bring her into our apartment behind my back for God knows what, and you're worried that she's gonna hear me?!"
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don't you ever tame your demons (but always keep 'em on a leash) by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Mar 2015
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It's been months. Months of following every cockeyed, harebrained lead that falls into their laps. It doesn't slip Sam's notice that despite every attempt to show otherwise, Steve's resolve quietly weakens each time they come up empty-handed. When he thinks Sam isn't looking, Steve stares off into space just a little longer, lays awake in bed a little later.
"Just let it run its course," Natasha sighs over the phone on a balmy summer night. "Let him scour the planet 'til he drops and he realizes that it won't do any good. You don't just stumble on the Winter Soldier in a Kmart or something."
"Yeah, maybe you and I know that." Sam casts a furtive glance at Steve, who's hunched over a Stark-issue tablet, studying a map intently.
"He will, too. Just give him long enough to figure it out on his own."
Right. "I think you underestimate the man's endurance," Sam murmurs dryly.
"I never underestimate."
He lets out a long, drawn-out breath. “I might have agreed with you. Maybe somewhere around St. Louis, or Wichita. But let me tell you somethin’ – now that I’ve seen Albuquerque in all its glory? Let’s just say I’m a tough sell.”
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thunder road by wtfrenchtoast
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jul 2014
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Enjoy the ride.
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SHIELD'S hotel choices leave quite a bit to be desired, especially where privacy is concerned.
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They always knew it would happen this way.
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“Let me tell you somethin’, kid. I can count on one hand the number of honorable things I done in my life, and leavin’ you alone was one of ‘em.”
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A botched heist takes an unexpected turn.
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Across the miles, they make do.
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Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff are joined in holy matrimony in the back of a Quinjet, covered in ash and blood and concrete dust, as they outrun the mushroom cloud of a nuclear strike.
Or, it was their day exactly as they’d imagined it.
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Clint Barton tries to tell himself that he's satisfied with whatever Natasha Romanoff can give him. Until he's not.