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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG} -- CG: HEY, ASSLICKER. TG: nope -- [TG] blocked [CG] -- CG: WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT THE TIME. -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] -- CG: I GUESS YOU’RE ACTUALLY THE MORE SENSIBLE OPTION. CG: STATUS REPORT? CG: AND TELL DAVE TO UNBLOCK ME, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. TT: . . . TT: Hmm. CG: HMM? WHAT THE GLOBEFONDLING SHITSTAIN IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, WE HAVE A SERIOUS FUCKING SITUATION ON OUR HANDS AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS ‘HMM’! TT: So. TT: May I surmise from your use of his name that you are a friend of TG’s? TT: Hello? CG: WHAT. -- [CG] has left the conversation. -- TT: Well, that was interesting. -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectobiologist [EB] -- CG: JOHN, YOU NOOKSUCKING PUSTULE ON THE HAIRY ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY. CG: WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A SWEEP AND THIS IS THE GREETING I GET. CG: WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GRUB. CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND. CG: JOKES OVER, EVERYONE GO HOME. CG: . . . CG: JOHN I AM ALONE IN A STRANGE PLACE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. CG: YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, NOW LET IT GO. CG: PLEASE, FOR BOTH OUR SAKE. EB: woh. EB: what :/ CG: JOHN! EB: sorry guy, i think you have the wrong pesterchum. EB: my name is actually john though. EB: weird :B CG: NO NO FUCK YOU, I’M DONE. CG: FUCK. CG: YOU. -- [CG] blocked [EB] -- EB: :( EB: ooook then. -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] -- CG: OK, FUCK. CG: I’M NOT GOING TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE. CG: SO, HI. GG: ????? GG: hi?? CG: YEAH. CG: HAHA, LET’S TRICK KARKAT. CG: WHATEVER. CG: SHIT, NO, IGNORE THAT. GG: :/ GG: whaaat CG: HELLO JADE HUMAN, MY NAME IS KARKAT. CG: THIS IS WHERE YOU SAY ‘NICE TO MEET YOU’ OR SOMETHING EQUALLY INANE. GG: wow, thats kind of rude!! GG: i dont even know you D: GG: unless this is someone i do know playing a totally uncool joke on me GG: how do you know my name?? >:o CG: HAH. CG: WOW, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM DO YOU. GG: noo. . . . . GG: other than a jerk?? CG: FUCK YOU TOO. CG: OK. CG: I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO THEN. CG: I’M NOT SAYING I DON’T DESERVE THIS. CG: I JUST. CG: FUCK. CG: YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY ONES ON MY TROLLEN LIST CG: I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE REST OF MY KIND-OF STILL FRIENDS WENT CG: AND CG: I’M ALONE CG: AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM CG: I THINK MOST RATIONAL TROLLS WOULD BE FREAKING OUT AT THIS POINT. GG: :( GG: ok so most of that just sounds really crazy and i’m not sure how to respond but GG: i’m sorry youre going through a rough time? CG: I THINK. CG: I’M GOING TO GO AWAY FOR A BIT AND HAVE A VERY DIGNIFIED PANIC ATTACK. CG: THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. -- [CG] has left the conversation. -- GG: what the shit