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Thursday, 3:59 PM
Lena: dewey unmute the server for the love of god
Dewdrop: sigh if i must
4:01 PM
General
Dewdrop has unmuted the server.
Melon: FINALLY
GoddessofGays: yeah, Dewey, what the heck?
BItterthanyou😎: a guy can only take so much abuse ok???
Turtle Anne's Hair: so leave!!! dont just mute the whole server!!!
BItterthanyou😎: its my server i can do what want!!!!
GoddessofGays: I was so bored yesterday!!!! ☹️ you guys are the only people beside my granny I talk to!!!
Turtle Anne's Hair: yeah what i am supposed to do listen to my aunt plot revenge??
i litcherally have no life outside this discord dewey
Clair-Violet: I have to admit I've gotten used to our hijinks, yesterday/earlier today was weird.
A definitely real boy!☀️: I felt so lonely, I barely got to know you guys. ☹️
BItterthanyou😎: ok i get it ill just leave next time!
sorry everyone /gen
Turtle Anne's Hair: well forgive you
just this once
Melon: so anyway while we were all in purgatory yesterday i made a new friend
Turtle Anne's Hair: i feel like theres a point to this
Melon: shes queer so uh... server invite?
if everyones ok with someone else coming in ofc
A definitely real boy!☀️: More friends! I feel so lucky!
GoddessofGays: 👆
Turtle Anne's Hair: cool with me
Clair-Violet: I have no problems with it.
@Huey
Huey: Sorry, I didn't realize we were unmuted. Yeah, it's fine with me.
BItterthanyou😎: call it something else and ill give it to you
Melon: never
BItterthanyou😎: ...fine
Gosalyn joined. You must construct additional pylons.
Turtle Anne's Hair: the fuck are pylons??
Clair-Violet: Yeah, that's the first impression we wanna give off. /s
Gosalyn: love it here already
anyways hi im gosalyn 14 she/her & they/them demigirl biromantic and im here to be louies best friend
BItterthanyou😎: uh no????
Huey: That position is already taken.
Melon: you are not my best friend rn server muter!!!
and dont worry huey you could never be replaced ☺️
GoddessofGays: the duality of Louie
Gosalyn: yeah i got a question about some of these names
all iconic but
BItterthanyou😎: happy to answer all your name questions... well not all of them but as server creator i have to ask you read the blacklist some point soon
Gosalyn: oh yeah ill go do that real quick
Turtle Anne's Hair: you cant hide the truth forever dewey theyll find out eventually
BItterthanyou😎: let me have one person in here who doesnt know about that!!! ONE!!!
GoddessofGays: sorry, Dewey, this is the initiation now.
Gosalyn: ok im reading what happened yesterday
what the fuck
BItterthanyou😎: LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN OKAY
Clair-Violet: Can you? Can you really?
We still haven't gotten an answer about the second 'the'.
BItterthanyou😎: OKAY I CANT EXPLAIN BUT I PROMISE IM USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS
Huey: He's not.
Melon: hes not
oh worm
BItterthanyou😎: HUEY????
Huey: The truth must be known.
Turtle Anne's Hair: hell yeah huey call him out!
Gosalyn: yeah im gonna need to know whos who here
Clair-Violet: Apologies. I am Violet, Goddessofgays is Webby, Melon is Louie, BItterthanyou😎 is Dewey, A definitely real boy!☀️ is BOYD and Turtle Anne's Hair is Lena.
Melon: love how they said that after the only person whos DN is actually their name was said
also i dont know how i feel about melon anymore
ive grown
Louie has changed their name to crawlingbacktoyou
crawlingbacktoyou: dont ask why this song has just been stuck in my head lately
Huey: Hmm.
A definitely real boy!☀️: 👀👀
Huey has changed their name to Transcendent
GoddessofGays: OH MY GOD WE DID IT
IM SO PROUD OF MY BROTHER!!!!
Turtle Anne's Hair: 🎉🎉🎉
crawlingbacktoyou: oh its another pun
i mean great name huey!
Gosalyn: cool name
just realizing i never got an actual answer
does that happen a lot here?
Clair-Violet: Yes.
Gosalyn: alright then
5:23 PM
Tumblr-Posts
Gosalyn: oh yeah heres my tumblr by the way: nonbinarystevenuniverse follow if you want idrc
GoddessofGays: WAIT OH MY GOD YOU'RE nonbinarystevenuniverse?!?!?! I LOVE THAT BLOG!!!
Gosalyn: thanks
when i first thought of that headcanon i was just like [mindblown.jpeg]
cant believe noone else took that name
GoddessofGays: they're just not as big brained as you.
Gosalyn: i like you already
6:19 PM
Music
Turtle Anne's Hair: ok why didnt any of yall tell me hayley kiyoko released a new song???
crawlingbacktoyou: cause it came out weeks ago lena keep up
GoddessofGays: wait it only came out last month it feels like longer!
Turtle Anne's Hair: pink youll listen with me wont you???
GoddessofGays: ofc!!!
crawlingbacktoyou: what am i chopper liver??
oh wait
nvrmnd
Transcendent: I hate that.
crawlingbacktoyou: dude with the period that sounds way too serious
anyways ive decided spelling is too long im short handing everything from now on
Clair-Violet: They say with nothing short handed.
crawlingbacktoyou: oh sorry: anywy ive dcded spllng is to lng im shrt hndng evrythng frm nw on
Transcendent: Violet. Why.
Clair-Violet: Yeah, okay, pointing that out was a mistake.
BItterthanyou😎: you sound like an egirl
A definitely real boy!☀️: isjhdgyiasjoklfmnbdgsh
crawlingbacktoyou: we havent heard from you in like two hours and you come in with that
BItterthanyou😎: 🫳 rawr
Transcendent: I hate that. I hate you. The server being muted was better than this.
Gosalyn: louie this is not what i signed up for
crawlingbacktoyou: it absoulety is
everyone thank dewey im not doing short hand anymore
A definitely real boy!☀️: Thank you, Dewey!
Clair-Violet: Thank you, Dewey!
Transcendent: Thank you, Dewey!
BItterthanyou😎: the whiplash is real yall
Clair-Violet: I'm taking my thanks back.
BItterthanyou😎: thats fair
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(6:23 PM)GoddessofGays: I need your help
(6:24 PM)Book-Nerd: What's wrong?
GoddessofGays: I have a crush on Lena. I want to tell her but I'm so scared she won't feel the same way. I don't wanna ruin our friendship, she's like my best best friend you know?
Book-Nerd: I know what you mean. Webby, I'm going to give you the same advice you give me: just tell her. You don't have to, but if you really want to you should go for it. Don't let fear stop you. And I know, it doesn't really mean a lot from someone who's *not* doing that, but you're not me.
GoddessofGays: Huey, this means the absolute world coming from you. you're right, I need to listen to myself, I need to trust that my friendship with Lena is strong enough to handle rejection, should it happen. that's what's most important: being her friend. Thanks for listening/helping, Huey.
Book-Nerd: Hey, I've talked to about my crush on Louie a lot, it's only fair I listen to yours. Besides, we're siblings, we have to help each other out.❤️
GoddessofGays: 💖💖💖💖💖
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6:26 PM
Support
Gosalyn: so yeah the reason i wanted to join this server..... long story short im staying with a temporary guardian right now and its looking like it may become more permanent. but im scared telling him about me will make him want to send me away, but i also dont want to keep something this big from him. any advice?
Clair-Violet: If I may, as someone who has non-biological parents, I can sort of understand what you're going through. Your safety is the utmost important thing first of all, do you feel he is a safe person to tell, as in you won't get kicked out or worse? If not then no matter how much it may suck I would highly recommend not saying anything at all.
Gosalyn: i dont know is the thing i wish i could say no for sure but...
Clair-Violet: You never really know. Hmm, well, there are ways to find out somewhat. You could float queer things by him and see his reaction. Of course, there is also the fact that some people can react different when it's someone they know to consider. But it's a good starting point.
Gosalyn: yeah... ok... i can do that.... thanks violet
i just dont wanna mess this up, drakes the first person ive trust like this in a while, if i lost that i dont know what id do
Clair-Violet: Well, I know we just met, but you have the rest of us too. Even if it's not the same.
Gosalyn: .... i will... try to remember that.
Clair-Violet: Take your time.
7:14 PM
General
BItterthanyou😎: ok has enough time passed to where its ok for me to ask about drakes name??
Gosalyn: ....yes he's a duck
7:15 PM
Louie: see, i told you. hes a total dumbass, right?
Gosalyn: oh for sure. i can see why you like him tho
Louie: i don
oh my god i do
Gosalyn: dude you talked about him for like 30 minutes yesterday did you really not know??
Louie: noooo i already have a crush on someone i cant do two at the same time!!! its too much enegry 😩
Gosalyn: its huey isnt it?
Louie: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS????
Gosalyn: ima person of many talents louie
plus you are wayyy to obvious about it
Louie: im not supposed to be obvious about things thats like my whole deal
crushes suck
and ive got two???? TWO????
this is literally homophobia
Gosalyn: i hear you
i do
polyamory is a thing
Louie: no i know im just complaining
i dont know i think i need to sort through my feelings more before entertaining that
Gosalyn: makes sense
so whats it worth to you for me to keep this information to myself??
Louie: bold of you to assume i dont have shit on you
Gosalyn: bold of you to assume i dont have the means to make whatever it is go away
Louie: were gonna be great friends
7:15 PM
General
GoddessofGays: names are weird, why would someone whos a duck name their kid drake?
Turtle Anne's Hair: if i ever meant someone like that i would bully them
Transcendent: People can't help what they're named, Lena.
Wait.
Turtle Anne's Hair: no go on
explain to a discord full of queer people how people cant help what their names are
Transcendent: I had a Dewey moment, alright?
BItterthanyou😎: please dont call it that
Turtle Anne's Hair: please DO call it that
Transcendent: Sorry, Dewey, the opportunity was there.
If it really bugs you I'll stop teasing you about it.
BItterthanyou😎: oh
Thanks Huey.
Transcendent: Of course, it's no fun if someone's getting hurt.
Turtle Anne's Hair: way to make the rest of us look bad huey /nongen
didnt know it was really upsetting you
sorry dewey
GoddessofGays: yeah sorry, Dewey!!!! thought we were all just messing around, I promise I don't actually think any less of you for doing that.
BItterthanyou😎: ...Thanks guys.
7:21 PM
General
crawlingbacktoyou: popping in to also say sorry @BItterthanyou😎 and that you are my best friend
never meant to actually upset you
BItterthanyou😎: you're my best friend too louie
and huey ofc
crawlingbacktoyou: obviously
BItterthanyou😎: but seriously Thanks
that means a lot
crawlingbacktoyou:👍
7:45 PM
General
Gosalyn: ok if im gonna be staying here i need to change my name
Gosalyn has changed their name to demigirlsadiemiller
A definitely real boy!☀️: how do you always have top tier headcanons??
Turtle Anne's Hair: boyd your like a completey different person than you were when you first joined
what the fuck
hey has anyone ever noticed that webby sounds exactly like sadie
BItterthanyou😎: wait really??? i dont think ive ever heard her voice before
Turtle Anne's Hair: yeah its uncanny
@GoddessofGays youre myseterious life doesnt include voice acting does it??
GoddessofGays: no but that would so cool!!! unfortunely its just a coincidence ☹️
crawlingbacktoyou: the only thing im taking away from this is that we need to do a voice chat soon
GoddessofGays: oh yes please!!! that would be so fun!!!!
Clair-Violet: It's chaotic enough here as it is, can you imagine the eight of us trying to all talk at once?
demigirlsadiemiller: yeah itll be amazing
BItterthanyou😎: she hasnt even been here a day and they already know that
also wow were up to 8! thats so many!
Turtle Anne's Hair: yeah you might have to close the server soon /j
BItterthanyou😎: i would... kinda be okay with that
i like our little group
A definitely real boy!☀️: so do I! it's seven more friends than I had a few weeks ago.
Transcendent: I'm... not good with a lot of people, so if we're being serious I would be for closing the server.
crawlingbacktoyou: 👆
Clair-Violet: 👆
W-Worm?
crawlingbacktoyou: close enough
Transcendent: I think Louie was saying it earlier to express how cool it was we said the same thing at the same time.
crawlingbacktoyou: im so proud of you
Clair-Violet: Ah, I see.
Turtle Anne's Hair: ok i was kinda being serious??
not really a fan of big discords
BItterthanyou😎: so thats like 5 of us that are down to close the discord
i can still give people links if you want them but random people wont be able to join
@GoddessofGays @A definitely real boy!☀️ @demigirlsadiemiller are you cool with closing the server?
GoddessofGays: if everyone else wants to I don't have a problem with it.
A definitely real boy!☀️: same!
demigirlsadiemiller: im cool with it
BItterthanyou😎: alrighty!
7:52 PM
Webby: hey, can I talk to you?
Lena: of course, what's up?