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~Perfect for me~ Residenevil Village x Modern!Simp!Reader

Summary:

Hello...I don't know if there are any readers whom simp for the vampire Lady, a Lady who talks through a doll, a Sir whom likes Metal very much and a Sir who needs Appreciation?
I love them they are married to me they just don't know it yet so pshhh.

To be honest I hate that ethan died, but I also don't like how he kills the other four and Lady Dimitrescus daughters, so because you were playing as ethan you'll be able to meet him during the time you are in the game.

Anyway, this story is like the others I'm still writing, so you as Y/N are playing the game and are a big simp for the four gorgeous Lady's and Sir's. While playing the game your computer suddenly shuts down resulting in you not being able to play it for the tenth time. You were so mad that you wished to be in the game to play it for your self.

What if that little wish came true?

If you are not happy with what or how I write then I want to kindly ask for you to leave, if you wanna comment or vote feel free to do as you please.

Thank you for giving this book a try.

Chapter 1: ~Preview~

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~ Preview ~

 

"Alcina, where are you~"

"Hey Y/N what do I get if I tell you where she is?"

"Hm, what about one maid of your choice, Daniela?"

"Sold! She's in the dungeon, where we store the wine!"

"Ohh Alci I'm coming for you~"

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"Hey Karl can I have your hammer real quick?"

"What n- I mean yeah s-sure!"

"Hm, what was that?"

"I said yes, you heard yes!"

"I think that was a 'no' that threatened to come out, you know what that means Karl~"

"Oh god no! Get away from me!"

"Come back Karl, I'm not finished with you!"

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"Aww, look Donna, Angie is so cute!"

"..."

"Donna~"

"?!"

"Don't you dare run from me Donna!"

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"Aren't you just adorable!"

"M-mother m-miranda never says s-something like that to me"

"That's because she doesn't appreciate you as much as I do."

"Thank you Y/N"

 

~Coming soon~

Chapter 2: Terms I'll be using

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This is a note not a chapter, thank you!

So I'll let you guys decide how you look with these Key words;

Y/N = Your Name

H/C = Hair Color

E/C = Eye Color

S/C = Skin Color

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If there are more I'll be adding them later on, so I hope you'll enjoy this fanfic and I think I'll be able to upload Chapter 1 Today and if not today then tomorrow, bye bye~

Chapter 3: ~ Chapter 1 ~

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~Third person pov~

Silently in a small run down apartment, silent tapping could be heard. Every now and then a silent curse and a sip from an Energy drink leading to more cursing, and dying.

Not dying in real life but in a game and it frustrated the H/C haired girl to an extent in which she almost gave up, though it was her tenth time playing the game, called Resident Evil Village, she always loved to see how the beautiful tall Lady Dimitrescu swayed her hips and took out her claws.

Or how Lady Beneviento had the most stunning eyes and ability to talk through a doll or when Sir Heisenberg raises his hammer, or when Sir Moreau changes into a big Fish, yes the girl knows it's all fictional, but deep within her she wants to believe it was, no is real. The fact that this Ethan Winters got to be near such wonder full people but ends up killing them angered the H/C haired girl.

How she just wished to be with each one of them to give them the love and appreciation they deserve, sure Ethan just wanted to save his daughter but killing other people just because of that is a little much don't you think?

Anyway back to where we were, the name of the obsessed girl is Y/N, she was one of the first people to get the game, good thing she pre-orderd it. She may be a little to obsessed with the Characters, though she only wants to show them love, it may or may not be to much from that love of hers.

As Y/N went to take a break she paused the game and went to her small kitchen. She made her self something to eat and drink, then went back to her computer, as she walked over she tripped over her carpet which led her to spill all her beverage over it.

"Nooooo!'' Y/N tried so hard to save her computer, though all hope was gone when it started to glitch...

"Why me! I spent all my money in you, how dare you die on me! I need my games!" Y/N cursed the computer out like there was no tomorrow, she knew it wasn't worth it but she felt as if a part of her heart was ripped out of her, as if she lost something dearly to her, how will she now be able to see Lady Dimitrescu, Lady Benevento, Sir Heisenberg and Sir Moreau in all their glory, even if only for a short time?

She really wished she could be within the game, not only being able to see her most favorite Character, but also making better decisions than that Ethan Winters. She would be three times better than him, that's for sure.

"Fuck, now I have to call someone to repair you" yes she was talking to her computer, though that didn't bother her, she didn't have any friends who were at least interested in the game or the Characters, all the people she knew were either to old for it or had no such interest.

"I'll do it tomorrow, I have time." Oh how wrong you were dear Y/N, but for now I'm gonna leave you, and see you guys around.

~ Till next time ~

Chapter 4: ~ Chapter 2 ~

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~Third person pov~

Now where were we?

Ah right...

Making her way to bed she quickly went to the bathroom to do her routine, changing her clothes to her night wear. "The fact that I have to wait till can play the game again is just- No Y/N it's fine, you'll call a tec tomorrow whom will be fixing it and then you'll be all set and ready to play it again, no need to worry, right?"

Now don't get her wrong, sure a game shouldn't be that 'important' but to her it meant the world, not just that but her whole bedroom was full of merchandise. She had a big, king sized bed which had body pillows from the four Lords. Not just that she had figures of each, and I mean each, character from the game.

Sure it were many but she kept them clean and save. She walked out of her bathroom and went under her bed covers, covered herself and closed her eyes. "Till tomorrow my lovely Lords~" she said whilst hugging all her body pillows, slowly drifting to sleep.

~ 03:00 a.m ~

The small bean, still fast asleep, was sadly woken up by a bright blinding light coming through her curtains. Grumpily making her way to her curtains she looked out only to see nothing but her own reflection and how every once in a while a car silently drove by. "What was that for!" Y/N was near tears, not only did she break her computer but she also was being made fun of. I may forgot to say that our dear girl has, how do I say this...

Issues

Now don't get the wrong idea! She's completely fine, as long as things don't go down hill like right now, at least. She had worse but it still hurts every time. She opened her window and let some fresh air in, it had a soothing way of calming her. "Some times I just wish to be in the game, sure it would be all bloody but I'd be able to stop Ethan."

Closing her window and walking to her bed, she got back under her covers and went back to sleep. As the girl was asleep, light engulfed her taking her far away from her life, family, friends and anything else she held dear.

Well except for the body pillows which she was holding, not letting go anytime soon.

Though that didn't change the fact of her not being in her bed anymore.

Lying on the floor in a cottage the girl slept further, cuddling her pillows. Yeah I know, Why isn't she awake? Pff, as if I would know, I merely Narrate the story, at least to some extent.

At least I hope I do, well seems like we will have to continue another time.

~ Till next time ~

Chapter 5: ~ Chapter 3 ~

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~Third person pov~

Ha I'm still here...

Still the Narrator...

You're still reading this...

Anyways, as sunlight, slightly shone through curtains, waking the sleeping girl up. Slowly opening her E/C eyes, the girl sat up, seemingly not noticing how she wasn't on her bed anymore, how?

I have no idea, but seems like she isn't as smart as I thought-

Ehm...as I was saying she stood up and walked in the bathroom, still not seeing the difference.

*cough* Idiot *cough*

After what seems like forever, Y/N came out, now fully awake and noticing how she...

Didn't pick up her body pillows, how mean of her, please note the sarcasm I'm using 'cause who the hell doesn't notice when they're not in their room like come on! Okay it's fine totally fine back to what I was actually saying.

"How com my pillows are still on the floor!"

I'm about to quit-

She picked them up and through them on the bed, which she still didn't notice, had changed.

~???'s pov~

After I was able to catch that Ethan Winters, a Lycan came to me and told me about a bright light showing from one of the cabins in the forest that peaked my interest. Ohh Mother Miranda will be happy to have an addition, maybe I get to keep this one.

~Third person pov~

Ha you probably didn't expect that-

As time passed by Y/N somehow fell asleep again, don't even try to ask how....I myself as a Narrator have no idea. The door in the cabin was opened with a harsh bang, resulting in Y/N falling out of the bed. At least she went in the bed-

"What the-" not even getting a whole sentence out, she was grabbed by her foot and dragged through the door of the cabin. "You dare to come into our Village, do you have a death wish?, anyways Mother Miranda will be pleased that I got her an additional intruder, next to that Winters guy!"

After the unknown person said that, he dragged her further through the forest resulting in hitting her head on a stone causing her to fall unconscious.

Stepping though the doors from the church, the three other Lords and Mother Miranda looked startled for a second regaining their composure immediately. "How come you just disappear, after bringing Ethan Winters?" Mother Miranda asked. "You see there was another intruder, and me being the responsible one out of us four, I had to get them for you." "Oh? So we have another one?"

Slight cursing could be heard as you slowly started to sit up. "God! This fucking hurts! Couldn't you at least be a little gentle-" Y/N made eye contact with the four Lords, Mother Miranda and Ethan, narrowing her eyes, Y/N stared at Ethan. "You..." her voice getting dangerously low.

Okay note to myself never make her mad!

Ethan, not knowing what was going on and still having his hands bound together, stared at the unknown girl infront of him. "Me?"

The Lords and Mother Miranda stood there not knowing what to do, it seemed that you knew Ethan but he didn't know you. "Now before you, who ever you are, get in a fight let's decide what we are going to do with you two." Mother Miranda spoke, calmly, gaining the attention of all.

Wow that woman is able to speak calmly?

"Mother Miranda, I vote to give both to me, my daughters and I will take care of everything else."

"No fair! I want to have my fun too! Mother Miranda you can not accept this kind of offer, please!" Y/N silently watched. Though still not believing that they are real, thinking shes in one of her various dreams.

Seriously? She still doesn't believe it? I'm starting to question if she even is a real fan, like who couldn't see the difference between the original and a fake version?

Anyways I'll see you again soon, until then, bye bye.

~ Till next Time ~