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< EU
Li Ling: is it possible tochnge nicknames in the gc?
Raven: Please refrain from changing group chat nicknames.
Li Ling: thats mean
Mona: If you have admin then yeah
Li Ling: :0
Raven: You do not and will not have admin powers.
Li Ling: >:(
Donar: whose name do you wish to change
Raven: Donar.
Li Ling: wsit ill dm ypu
Mona: I am suddenly feeling intense fear
Donar has changed (5) nicknames.
monke: hey does anyone want to go to this pudding shop I found??
monke: wh
Crow: This is a club-related group chat, Tang Xuan.
ArteMiss: Yeah just give me a sec
ArteMiss: Li Nehza Ling istg
Li Ling: but its fujny!!
Li Ling: and i think im ablue to come
monke: alr, im about to place the orders. usual?
monke: im getting one for you too raven
Crow: I appreciate the offer. Thank you, and yes.
Li Ling: wait im neahly theere
ArteMiss: Yes, thanks Tang Xuan
monke: placed the orders. see yall
< snek hehe
wolf: WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY SHAMPOO TO PINK HAIR DYE??
Flour: dunno
Red: sorry, no idea
Axolotl: dont know
Sander: We did not need to know that.
wolf: SORRY SIR
< EU
Brynn: why are we the european union?
Arcana: whats a European
Arcana: wtf why is autocorrect trying to capitalize European
Arcana: die
ArteMiss: Did you never take a history lesson?
ArteMiss: Or a geography lesson?
Arcana: never paid attention
Brynn: its a literal continent??
Arcana: sorry i dont remember learning about the continent European
Arcana: istg
Brynn: i meant europe
Arcana: i dont remembr a europe either
ArteMiss: I am giving you a history and geography lesson the next time I see you
Arcana: wait no
< pray for the medics
Poppins: I swear to the Dark Star Lord if I have to heal Freddy Fenrir Willis one more time I will stab someone with an umbrella /hj
White Rabbit: What happened this time?
Poppins: He decided to fight Brynn
Poppins: He lost
Catgirl: so that’s why she was all bloody??
Poppins: Ig yeah
Poppins: I wasn’t there for the fight
Poppins: He just showed up randmly at my house
Poppins: Thank goodness my parents are absent
NO SMOKING (BOSS): I can hide bodies quite well.
spring will cum: Daily reminder to step outside and smell the flowers!
spring will cum: Who the ever loving fuck changed the names.
NO SMOKING (BOSS) has changed (1) nickname.
Plant Fellow: Thank you!
Nicole: holy shit i think i had a goddamned heart attack
Nicole: who the fuck taught you to swear, Chang Pu?
Poppins: I wonder. /sar
Nicole: ill kill you. /lh
Poppins: You can try
Bandage Waster: she’s god, can confirm.
dance dance: It’s 6 AM on a Sunday go to sleep please
Poppins: Blame Freddy
dance dance: I was going to do that anyways
dance dance: Now go to sleep
Nicole: hows leora
dance dance: Nicole.
Nicole: nvm my bed looks comfy
< snek hehe
wolf: WHY IS THAT ROCKSTAR CHICK STRONG
wolf: I HAD A KNIFE ON ME AND SHE WON
Uday: Maybe have a little more brian?
wolf: WHO IS BRIAN
Pew Pew: she meant brain, dumbass
Uday: Retake grade 9 English
Pew Pew: i will kill you, and no one will find your body
Lynn: ok, everyone chill
Lynn: uday, there are some new astronomy books in the library. read those for a bit. leon, the sparring room is empty. do target practice for a bit
Uday: Tthanks. Sorry
Lynn: np
Bull Dad!!: I have made breakfast. @Night Snake and @Whoopsie Snake , you are welcome to join us.
Lynn: well nvm then
Whoopsie Snake: Although I appreciate the offer, I cannot. Maybe another time.
Night Snake: were coming dont listen tob her
Night Snake: thank ypu
red: nobody touch the apple juice, there are mild traces of poisin
Jeanne: noted!