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Summary:

red: nobody touch the apple juice, there are mild traces of poisin

 

Jeanne: noted!

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The many chats within the prestigious Dislyte Academy.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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< EU

 

Li Ling: is it possible tochnge nicknames in the gc?

 

Raven: Please refrain from changing group chat nicknames.

 

Li Ling: thats mean

 

Mona: If you have admin then yeah

 

Li Ling: :0

 

Raven: You do not and will not have admin powers.

 

Li Ling: >:(

 

Donar: whose name do you wish to change

 

Raven: Donar.

 

Li Ling: wsit ill dm ypu

 

Mona: I am suddenly feeling intense fear

 

Donar has changed (5) nicknames.

 

monke: hey does anyone want to go to this pudding shop I found??

monke: wh

 

Crow: This is a club-related group chat, Tang Xuan.

 

ArteMiss: Yeah just give me a sec

ArteMiss: Li Nehza Ling istg

 

Li Ling: but its fujny!!

Li Ling: and i think im ablue to come

 

monke: alr, im about to place the orders. usual?

monke: im getting one for you too raven

 

Crow: I appreciate the offer. Thank you, and yes.

 

Li Ling: wait im neahly theere

 

ArteMiss: Yes, thanks Tang Xuan

 

monke: placed the orders. see yall



< snek hehe

 

wolf: WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY SHAMPOO TO PINK HAIR DYE??

 

Flour: dunno

 

Red: sorry, no idea

 

Axolotl: dont know

 

Sander: We did not need to know that.

 

wolf: SORRY SIR



< EU

 

Brynn: why are we the european union?

 

Arcana: whats a European

Arcana: wtf why is autocorrect trying to capitalize European

Arcana: die

 

ArteMiss: Did you never take a history lesson?

ArteMiss: Or a geography lesson?

 

Arcana: never paid attention

 

Brynn: its a literal continent??

 

Arcana: sorry i dont remember learning about the continent European

Arcana: istg

 

Brynn: i meant europe

 

Arcana: i dont remembr a europe either

 

ArteMiss: I am giving you a history and geography lesson the next time I see you

 

Arcana: wait no



< pray for the medics

 

Poppins: I swear to the Dark Star Lord if I have to heal Freddy Fenrir Willis one more time I will stab someone with an umbrella /hj

 

White Rabbit: What happened this time?

 

Poppins: He decided to fight Brynn

Poppins: He lost

 

Catgirl: so that’s why she was all bloody??

 

Poppins: Ig yeah 

Poppins: I wasn’t there for the fight

Poppins: He just showed up randmly at my house

Poppins: Thank goodness my parents are absent

 

NO SMOKING (BOSS): I can hide bodies quite well.

 

spring will cum: Daily reminder to step outside and smell the flowers!

spring will cum: Who the ever loving fuck changed the names.

 

NO SMOKING (BOSS) has changed (1) nickname.

 

Plant Fellow: Thank you!

 

Nicole: holy shit i think i had a goddamned heart attack

Nicole: who the fuck taught you to swear, Chang Pu?

 

Poppins: I wonder. /sar

 

Nicole: ill kill you. /lh

 

Poppins: You can try

 

Bandage Waster: she’s god, can confirm.

 

dance dance: It’s 6 AM on a Sunday go to sleep please

 

Poppins: Blame Freddy

 

dance dance: I was going to do that anyways

dance dance: Now go to sleep

 

Nicole: hows leora

 

dance dance: Nicole.

 

Nicole: nvm my bed looks comfy



< snek hehe

 

wolf: WHY IS THAT ROCKSTAR CHICK STRONG

wolf: I HAD A KNIFE ON ME AND SHE WON

 

Uday: Maybe have a little more brian?

 

wolf: WHO IS BRIAN

 

Pew Pew: she meant brain, dumbass

 

Uday: Retake grade 9 English

 

Pew Pew: i will kill you, and no one will find your body

 

Lynn: ok, everyone chill

Lynn: uday, there are some new astronomy books in the library. read those for a bit. leon, the sparring room is empty. do target practice for a bit

 

Uday: Tthanks. Sorry

 

Lynn: np

 

Bull Dad!!: I have made breakfast. @Night Snake and @Whoopsie Snake , you are welcome to join us.

 

Lynn: well nvm then

 

Whoopsie Snake: Although I appreciate the offer, I cannot. Maybe another time.

 

Night Snake: were coming dont listen tob her 

Night Snake: thank ypu

 

red: nobody touch the apple juice, there are mild traces of poisin

 

Jeanne: noted!