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"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
Date: October 7, 2023
"Hello there viewers, Catherine here...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me first bring you all up to speed with regard to what has gone on since the tail end of the previous chapter. And so viewers with this in mind, after the whole sudden encounter with one Loid, Yor, and Anya Forger. We both managed, out of just pure dumb luck in my opinion I may add. To somehow convince Loid. Well when I say that viewers, what I mean is that we sort of convinced Loid that some...*ahem*...quite dangerous individuals were after Yor. Which given which episode that it was that me and Revy had ended up in, this turned out to be a bit of a happy accident so too speak. And so, with this now in mind, let us now finally get on with the chapter. Which as it currently stands viewers, is at a nearby restaurant about an hour or so later. Now then viewers, with that now having been said, shall we begin?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"
And so, getting into the current chapter at hand, and with me and Revy walking down a corridor somewhere in the aforementioned building in question...
"Wow I'm bored! Now I know how Jeremy, Richard, and James must have felt when they were in Columbia on The Grand Tour!" I then proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Only I had said this statement with a very not happy sounding tone to my current tone of voice. The only trouble with me having just gone and said this statement was, well about that...
"What the heck kind of a statement was that just now sis?!" Revy had now proceeded to say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was also while Revy had proceeded to briefly look at me as though I was crazy. But thankfully, I was quick to respond with enough validity to prove Revy otherwise. And what I mean by this was as follows...
"It's just those damn corny statements that Bluebell always tends to say sis! She just seems to use them so damn much! Gives you a headache after awhile!" I then proceeded to say back over to Revy with in response. Which upon Revy's facial expression then proceeding to shift back to one of understanding, I then knew that my response over to her had gone and done the trick. But then, out of seemingly nowhere...
"Finally, I am going to get my damn revenge on that Thorn Princess for incarcerating the rest of my team!" A very clearly angry sounding male voice had then proceeded to say somewhat audibly from a nearby room partway down the corridor. And upon me and Revy both having heard this. We both reached for one of our respective modified pistols. And upon both of us then proceeding to pull back the slides on each of our respective modified pistols. We both then used a bit of stealth, to slowly inch down the hallway and peer into the room from where the male voice had originated from. And sure enough...
"Well Thorn Princess, lets see how much you enjoy this Blowfish Venom!" The male voice from before said. Which upon both me and Revy now realizing that it came from a somewhat short man, who was currently wearing a waiter uniform. A clearly very smug and evil looking smirk, then proceeded to quickly make its way onto both of our respective faces. And then...
"Excuse me waiter, but I believe that you're wanted at table two? The male patron at table two has been complaining about their chicken being cold," I then proceeded to say whilst projecting my voice into the room. And sure enough, as I had intended with my statement...
"Tell them to take it up with the manager! I am a little bit..." The male then proceeded to respond back over to me with, without him proceeding to turn his attention towards me for even a single second. And the trouble with this, was that his attentiveness was pretty much not existent at the current moment. And as a result of this currently being the case...
"And just might I ask what it is that you're doing then? Now, I say that you do as I ask! And as a certain someone once said in The World Is Not Enough, 'I insist!" I then proceeded to say to the male in question. Only before he could even react or respond, both me and Revy had then proceeded to quickly run over to the male dressed in the waiter uniform. To which we both then proceeded to point our respective already loaded modified pistols directly at him. And then...
"Who the hell are you two?!" The man in question then proceeded to say over to me and Revy with in response. Which me only just judging from his currently unhappy looking expression and tone. I could tell that he had just been 'caught with his pants down,' so too speak. And since I had now proceeded to quickly notice what was clearly a somewhat considerable amount of dark red liquid in what was clearly a martini glass. I then realized that this must have been the Blowfish Venom that the man had been talking to himself about. And then...
"We're your worst nightmare you cheap imitation for a waiter! Now unless you want me and Cat here to give your brain a breath of fresh air! Then I do insist that you don't go and do anything stupid!" Revy then proceeded to go and say back over to the man in the waiter uniform with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that even before the man in question could even respond back to what Revy had just said to him. An all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, had proceeded to quickly wash over both me and Revy. And just like last time, it had then proceeded to go and temporarily blind both of us.
And the only thing that was on my mind now, was where were me and Revy going to end up next...
"Well viewers, I think the answer to that question will have to wait until the next chapter. Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: April 16, 2006
Okay, so getting back into what had gone on at the tail end of the previous chapter. Which was that an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had proceeded to suddenly wash over me and Revy. And like the previous time that this had happened, it has once again proceeded to blind me and Revy.
But then, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. And it was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be in what was clearly a hallway inside some school. And once again like last time, to make our situation just that much more interesting...
"Okay, where the heck are we now?! Hey Catherine, I'm still waiting for you to give me and my friends here explanation on what is going on! So how about you start explaining?!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...
"I was wondering when you were all going to show up. Hello there Revy and Cat, so I take it that..." A currently way too chipper sounding female voice had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, and the rest of her friends with from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for me to then go and speak up, and thus cut the female voice in question off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response in question? Well you see, about that...
"Whoa, okay hold on just a moment here! How on earth do you know who me and Revy are already?! We haven't even gone and introduced ourselves yet! Hey, am I missing something here viewers?! Because how on earth..." I then proceeded to say. Which during me saying my statement, I had also proceeded to briefly turn my attention, along with my eyesight over to my left, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. But then, just after I finished the fourth wall break moment part of my statement...
"Yep you're definitely Catherine 'Cat' Lee. Also Cat if you don't mind, can you perhaps tell the viewers just who it is that you're currently speaking to? Actually scratch that, I will save you the trouble, and I will just introduce myself! And that in mind, hello there viewers! This is the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya here..." The now correctly identified, as well as still way too chipper and hyper Haruhi Suzumiya, had now proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. But, just as Haruhi had proceeded to turn her attention over to her left, in order for her to briefly address the viewers through one of her own fourth wall break moments...
"Hey Haruhi, how about you wait your turn hmm?! Because in case you haven't yet realized, Cat here was still addressing the viewers before you decided to..." Revy had now proceeded to chime in with saying to Haruhi with from out of seemingly nowhere in response. And not surprising in even the slightest bit, Revy was now quite upset and pissed off, that Haruhi had proceeded to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment to begin with. But then...
"Yep you're Revy, there is certainly no denying that!" Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to say over to Revy with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, Haruhi having done this, had gone and cut Revy off midway through her statement over to Haruhi. And also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...
"Hey Ms. Way Too Chipper For Her Own Good?! How about you stop kidding around Baka?!" Aria had now proceeded to say over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, like me and Revy, Aria had also now pretty much lost anything resembling any kind of patience. And to be honest, me and Revy had sort of lost our patience with Haruhi as well.
"And believe me viewers, you would be in a similar way too if you were dealing with Haruhi in this kind of situation! Because in the name of all that is sane, and to be completely honest with you viewers, Haruhi really is one of those characters, who is similar to that of nails on a chalkboard! Wow, that was really corny statement for me to say just then! Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about me rambling just then...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And now viewers, in case you have not yet realized, the annoyance of a female that we are currently dealing with, is one Haruhi Suzumiya from the anime canon timeline, of 'The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya.' Which now brings the number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to seventy-four. Which now only leaves twenty-six more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"