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Xisuma: Guys, I have a question.
EX: kys <3
Xisuma: I love you too.
Keralis: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Scar: You may not know this, Mumbo, but I am a flawed person.
Mumbo: I do know that.
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Ren: I baked you a pie!
Impulse: Really? What flavour?
Ren: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
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Etho, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
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Zedaph: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Impulse: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Zedaph: Because we’re out of doritos.
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Xisuma, answering the call: Hello?
Grian: It’s Grian.
Xisuma: What did he do this time?
Grian: No, it’s me, Grian. It’s actually me.
Xisuma: What did you do this time?
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Gem: Watcha got there...?
Pearl: *petting an ostrich* A smoothie.
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Scar: Who hurt you?
Grian: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Scar: ...Yes, actually.
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Grian: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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Bdubs: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Bdubs: I'M GOING TO FUCKING H-
Etho: I did?
Bdubs: Hug you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Etho.
Bdubs: *walks away*
Etho:
Etho: He’s gone Tango.
Tango, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!
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Xisuma, looking at his reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Keralis: Well, that's you.
Xisuma: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Keralis: You don't know?
Xisuma: Busy day.
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Gem: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Scar meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Doc: We have fun, don’t we, Xisuma?
Xisuma: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Ren: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Doc: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Ren:
Doc: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Jevin, knocking on the door: Grian, open up!
Grian: It all started when I was a kid.
Jevin: That’s not what I-
Keralis: Let him finish!
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Dream: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.
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Tubbo: You're ugly.
Quackity: Tone indicator?
Tubbo: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs
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Joel: Well, has Grian been wrong before?
Jimmy: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Store Worker: Would a “Pixelrifs” please come to the front desk?
Pix, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Jimmy and Scott: I believe they belong to you?
Jimmy and Scott, simultaneously: We got lost.
Pix: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
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Grian: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Doc: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Tommy: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.
Sam: There are no books in prison.
Tommy: *sighs* Thank you.
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Wilbur: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Phil: Is it about death?
Wilbur: No.
Tommy: Is it about drugs?
Quackity: Is it about sex?
Wilbur: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Phil, Tommy, and Quackity:
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