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[The episode begins with Lincoln looking out his window.]
Lincoln: "Is that it?"
[Blue car passes by.]
Lincoln: "No. Regular car." [Smiles upon spotting something] "Oh, there it is!"
[Old man on a scooter passes by.]
Lincoln: "No. Old man." [Smiles again] "There it is!"
[Old man returns to pick up the newspaper and leaves.]
Lincoln: "No. Same guy again."
Jackson: [On his computer] "Wanna talk about it?" [Taps his camera]
Lincoln: "Uh, sure." [To the recording] "This may be the coolest day of my life! You're looking at the grand prize winner of the Seed's Mustard "Win a Limo for a Day" contest."
[The whole room is covered in mustard smears and jars.]
Lincoln: "I had to eat my weight in mustard. But I finally found the winning jar."
[Something blares a fancy horn, and a limo pulls up in front of the Loud House, and Lincoln rushes out of his room excited.]
Lincoln: "Here it is! Here it is! HERE IT IS!"
[He and his sisters rush out of the house, with Jackson in tow with his camera, and the chauffeur opens up the door.]
Kirby: "Good morning, sir. I'm Kirby, your personal Chauffeur for the day."
[Lincoln hops in, and his sisters rush Kirby and join the fun. Jackson arrives and kindly pulls Kirby back up. Inside, they enjoy the accommodations the limo has to offer. Luna presses a button and releases a disco ball. Lola cannonballs into a fountain.]
Luan: [Lowers the partition window and sees Lily.] "Peek-a-boo!" [Raises it and lowers it again.] "Peek-a-boo!"
Lana: [Opens up a cabinet full of mustard jars.] "Whoa, this limo has a fancy mustard collection!" [Engulfs an entire jar's contents.]
Lynn: [With a baseball mitt] "Let's go pick up my team!"
Leni: "Let's go to the mall!"
Lucy: "I know a funeral procession we can ride in."
Lori: "Guys, guys, I know you're all excited about Lincoln's limo. But let's let him enjoy it for a while first, then he'll come back and take us for a ride. Right, Linky?"
Lincoln: "Sure! How about I pick you all up at 5:00 and we can all go down to the Burpin' Burger?"
Girls: "YAY!"
[They all start singing the Burpin' Burger jingle.]
Lincoln: "♫Hungry, y'all? Look no further!♫"
Loud Kids: "♫Come on down to Burpin' Burger / Grade B Beef and special spice / When it comes back up it's twice as nice!♫"
[The siblings burp in unison, and the girls rush out while Kirby shields himself with the passenger door. He bids them good day, gets in the limo, and drives off.]
Lincoln: "Wait a second!" [It drives back, and Lincoln gives Lily to Leni.] "You forgot to grab her." [The limo then drives off.]
Jackson: "'Linky'?" [The girls turn to him] "That's your nickname for him?"
Lori: "Only Leni, Lola, and I call him that."
Lynn: "Actually, it's a much better nickname than you calling me 'Baby Lynn'."
Lana: "Haha! 'Baby Lynn'! 'Cause you're Lynn Junior."
Luna: "No, it's because she calls him 'Big Jax'. And I can see why she calls you that. You're like a big brother to us."
Jackson: "I'm only a month older than Lori. And despite what you think, I'm... not exactly the big brother type. You'd be surprised at who I consider to be a big brother figure."
Lori: [Smugly] "Can't wait to meet this person... Jax." [Giggles]
Leni: "Hey, don't sound so patronizing. I coined that nickname."